Well, I've (get the tenses right) come down with something. It feels like just a bad cold, at the "chills & hacking up pflegm*" stage. I suspect it is a cold, but I'm sure I'll end up getting the China Flu test. My experience of taste and smell is unaffected.
(*"pflegm", looks like a Lovecraftian word, something out of an eldritch creepy-crawly summoning ritual.)
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test tomorrow, "2-4 days" for results.
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Simple nasal swab, however accurate that may be. Day 4 of chills, cough, random aches, intermittently loose bowels and other fun stuff.