kinda in the wrong order.
I have stolen my Daily Morning Mantra from the Boondock Saints' Bartender.
I wake up: "Oh, *expletive deleted*ck ass!"
Feet hit the floor: "Oh, *expletive deleted*ck ass!"
Whiz: "Oh, *expletive deleted*ck ass!"
Realize that covfefe will require thought: "Oh, *expletive deleted*ck ass!"
Hard part is stopping that when I get to work.