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"You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« on: December 08, 2020, 10:55:22 AM »
Synopsis:  anti-gun mall Santa refuses to grant child's request for a Nerf gun.  Child leaves in tears.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHMHpA_MNhw


*expletive deleted*bag.  He has no business playing Santa Claus.
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2020, 11:03:30 AM »
Saw that yesterday. Santa definitely had an attitude problem, though there is a possibility that the mall or wherever he worked gave him some commie rules to follow. If so, Santa still could have handled it much better versus going into lecture mode. Of course half these Santas seem to hang out in front of the liquor store the rest of the year, so you're not getting the cream of the crop.
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2020, 11:32:18 AM »
I was wrong about the mall. Not only did they can woke Santa, but they bought the kid his nerf gun and had it delivered by new, improved Santa.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/12/08/jolly-justice-woke-santa-who-made-young-boy-cry-by-refusing-him-a-nerf-gun-fired-watch-what-else-the-mall-did-to-make-it-right/
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2020, 11:41:35 AM »
Amazing what a little bad publicity can do.
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2020, 11:44:31 AM »
Safe to say this wasn't the Mel Gibson Santa?
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2020, 02:02:06 PM »
Interesting that none of the stories mentions SantaJW's name. Had it been a conservative, they have published their name, their address, their phone number, their workplace, their blood type, and how they voted in the election.

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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2020, 02:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on December 08, 2020, 02:02:06 PM
Interesting that none of the stories mentions SantaJW's name. Had it been a conservative, they have published their name, their address, their phone number, their workplace, their blood type, and how they voted in the election.

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Not to mention calls to boycott the mall
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2020, 03:07:07 AM »
Steven Crowder has called the kid, with the parents permission, and the kid will be receiving SEVERAL (thousand(s) of dollars worth were alluded to) of Nerf weaponry for his Christmas. The parents, in a precall Skype session, said he will get a small portion of them and the rest will go to needy children in their area if I understood it correctly.

Either way, good move, Louder with Crowder!
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Re: "You'll shoot your eye out" redux
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2020, 10:26:33 AM »
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