Okay - Y'all already know that I'm a Bad Person...
I know a person. This person is a teacher. I think High School, maybe Middle School.
This smirking person allegedly teaches English, when they aren't bitching about how their school isn't woke enough, and keeps taking away their teaching materials.
Yeah, you can guess. And you probably won't be guessing hard enough.
So I am considering asking them a question on their farcebook.
"So, Person, what do you think about the British "decolonising" Bill Shakespeare's crib?"