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RoadKingLarry

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never mind
« on: January 12, 2021, 06:46:43 PM »
never mind, jumped the gun
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Re: never mind
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2021, 07:00:03 PM »
Was it a big gun?
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Re: never mind
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2021, 07:06:35 PM »
He tripped over the gun.
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Re: never mind
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2021, 09:32:28 PM »
What caliber for jumping?
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Re: never mind
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2021, 10:37:09 PM »
Rimfire or centerfire?

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Re: never mind
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2021, 11:16:38 PM »
“Catches bullets with his teeth”?
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Re: never mind
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2021, 11:50:52 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on January 12, 2021, 06:46:43 PM
never mind, jumped the gun

Yeah, the world is just not ready for Greta Thunberg/Nancy Pelosi shipping.
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Re: never mind
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2021, 02:31:16 AM »
9mm or .45ACP?
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Re: never mind
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2021, 08:11:38 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on January 13, 2021, 02:31:16 AM
9mm or .45ACP?

Had to be 9mm.  No one can jump over a .45.
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Re: never mind
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2021, 08:23:09 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 13, 2021, 08:11:38 AM
Had to be 9mm.  No one can jump over a .45.

White men can't jump.
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Re: never mind
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2021, 08:53:18 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on January 13, 2021, 08:23:09 AM
White men can't jump.

No need to jump over a 45 just step out of the way
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Re: never mind
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2021, 10:23:17 AM »
Well here we are now, entertain us!
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Re: never mind
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2021, 10:26:29 AM »
Can you mind never?
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Re: never mind
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2021, 10:28:45 AM »
Quote from: adively on January 13, 2021, 10:26:29 AM
Can you mind never?

Shouldn't that be "mined"?  (or "mine")
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Re: never mind
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2021, 10:34:58 AM »
Quote from: French G. on January 13, 2021, 10:23:17 AM
Well here we are now, entertain us!

cause we're stupid and contagious!
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Re: never mind
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2021, 11:19:44 AM »
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