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Coca Cola gets woke.
« on: February 23, 2021, 01:12:35 PM »
 This *expletive deleted*it is getting beyond stupid.
"Try to be less white" WTF. If they said, try to be less black or brown they'd have a hundred lawsuits and riots before they could take the next breath.

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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2021, 01:13:54 PM »
White employees trying to be less white?  Won't that lead to cultural appropriation or something?
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2021, 01:15:00 PM »
I'm not white I'm flesh colored
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2021, 01:16:09 PM »
I'm not white I'm flesh colored

Flesh colored?  How racist!

If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2021, 01:29:35 PM »
Don't think they include these in the box anymore

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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2021, 01:38:58 PM »
 =(  Nothing will turn more white people into actual racists faster than the anti-white racism currently in vogue.

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2021, 01:49:36 PM »
I've long hated their flagship beverage, but what else do they sell? Please don't tell me I can no longer be a Pepper.  :'(
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2021, 01:56:30 PM »
I've long hated their flagship beverage, but what else do they sell? Please don't tell me I can no longer be a Pepper.  :'(

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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2021, 02:18:51 PM »
So are they still going to use the Polar Bears in their commercials?  Maybe switch over to Brown Bears. 
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2021, 02:25:31 PM »
I'll probably switch to Diet Mt Dew as preferred caffeine delivery vehicle.
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2021, 02:28:10 PM »
I just bought some Coke as a change of pace last week.  This news makes me regret this. 
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2021, 02:33:20 PM »
My wife just brought home a few cans of their latest attempt at a coffee soda. I had the Dark Something-or-other flavor, and it was really good.

Oh, well.
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2021, 03:07:01 PM »
Someone at Coke should go to work in blackface and say that HR told them to do it.  >:D
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2021, 04:36:08 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2021, 05:21:36 PM »
Since Coca-Cola are the ones that showed us all what Santa Claus looks like, are they going to make him black now? Or perhaps Turkish?
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2021, 05:26:13 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2021, 06:24:12 PM »
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2021, 07:54:54 PM »
I think if I had to sit through that pile of excrement I'd file a hostile work environment complaint.
They are targeting people based on race. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be illegal.
 
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2021, 08:20:09 PM »
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2021, 09:26:07 PM »
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2021, 09:38:50 PM »
Meh, ever since they removed the active ingredient it's just not worth drinking.
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2021, 06:45:22 AM »
Well, I don't know how to be less white...

But I DO know how to drink less Coke products.
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2021, 07:06:15 AM »
Well, I don't know how to be less white...

But I DO know how to drink less Coke products.

Meh.  No problem for me.  I've got varicose veins.
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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2021, 11:08:19 AM »
Meh.  No problem for me.  I've got varicose veins.

So, that means you're getting... more blue?
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Re: Coca Cola gets woke.
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2021, 11:47:38 AM »
So, that means you're getting... more blue?

Well, more blue means less white so it's all good.
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