...and it produces fairly decent small cups of covfefe upon demand, using the Aldi or Wally World "columbian" pods.
Okayfine.
So, I stick my big Bah Humbug mug under the thing, and take the "use this attachment to use regular ground coffee" thing, and rather than use the tiny little scoop that came with the gizmo, I just dipped it, and filled it, and started hitting the magical button. Three hits later, and I'll say "passable."