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Sergeant Bob

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Anyone know where I can get a 710 for my car?
« on: March 28, 2007, 09:28:23 AM »
What is a 710?
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven hundred ten. The people there looked at each other and one of the mechanics asked "What is a 710?" The lady replied "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It has always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of the circle she wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, popped the hood, and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710
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Re: Anyone know where I can get a 710 for my car?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2007, 10:09:57 AM »
Without looking, I'm going to guess serpentine belt. 

I thought you wanted a Remington bolt rifle as a car gun. 
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Re: Anyone know where I can get a 710 for my car?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2007, 10:11:36 AM »
As usual, you're wrong Fistful.  Turn it upside down.  Old joke.
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Re: Anyone know where I can get a 710 for my car?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2007, 10:22:32 AM »
Funny story . . . some years ago, I drained the oil in my lawn mower at the end of the season, squirted some in the cylinder, but didn't refill the crankcase.

So I wouldn't forget the crankcase was empty in the spring when I needed to resume lawn mowing, I taped a sheet of paper to the top of the mower with the (I thought) clear message - NO OIL.

My mother visited and happened to see it from the other side, and asked "What does 710 ON mean?"

It's now a standing joke in my family . . .
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Re: Anyone know where I can get a 710 for my car?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2007, 05:40:58 PM »
glad I'm not the only one here that read the thread title and thought "remington??"
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