Got Karened again today... Guy insisted I hop to it to find him a special oil for his special whatever... Went and grabbed it from the warehouse section...
"Isn't there a mask mandate here?"
"I work a very physical job, I've had my shots, I've had the 'Rona, and while I'm here sweating because I just ran, and I'm supposed to be staying off my broken foot, how would you like to pay for it?"
(oh, and my doctor's physician assistant seemed amazed that my widebody didn't trigger ALL the alarms on the bloodwork from the other day... Moving brake rotors, etc., all day will do that for you...)