Carebear, that part's easy. Now if you'll just take this quick 200-question survey and pay us five thousand dollars, we'll help you deal with your Thetans.
A friend of mine actually stopped in to a Scientology center and took one of their test or surveys. I was stuck there for at least an hour, waiting. Man, I should have gotten some better friends back then.
Just kiddin, OG.
Thanks, Sarge. I had to use your little tutorial from yesterday to get it right.