Woke up this morning...

[Bogie]

...and looked at the news.
 
Damn. No zombies.

I have to work a double tomorrow, because nobody else will show up.

So many happy people. Happy, happy people.

I think I'll make a breakfast burrito.

Maybe go out for Jewish Christmas Dinner somewhere.

[Bogie]

I wonder - can I cook frozen biscuits in an air fryer... I guess it is time to try...

[MillCreek]

I think the Christmas restaurant tradition is Chinese food.

[Bogie]

Yeah, waiting on a bud to text back... We've done this a few years now... Varying numbers from two to six...

[Jim147]

I wonder - can I cook frozen biscuits in an air fryer... I guess it is time to try...

I can do can biscuits pretty good in the air fryer. Frozen I still haven't got the temp right so they rise like they should.

[HankB]

When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

[WLJ]

"Woke up this morning"

Beats not waking up in the morning

[RocketMan]

When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

Same here.  That song becomes an ear worm very easily.

[Perd Hapley]

When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

I was expecting blues all around his bed.

[Bogie]

Be happy in your life. Some days it is easier.
 
The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.

[Doggy Daddy]

When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

I thought of this:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4  I know, I know...  just a bit off.

[Ron]

Woke up this morning...with a wine glass in my hand.
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMhcG8

[Hawkmoon]

Be happy in your life. Some days it is easier.
 
The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.

See? God is not dead. He was waiting to give you a Christmas present.

[Doggy Daddy]

The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.

Did he steal something tangible, or did they get him for "stealing time" by sleeping on the clock?

Used to work for a director who loved the concept of accusing people of stealing time... having a smoke, making a call, etc.  I don't know if she ever successfully terminated someone for it, but I'd bet she tried.

[Bogie]

"Selling" stuff for cash, but not completing the sale on the system.

[HeroHog]

I was thinking a Blues intro:

I woke up this mornin'
all my stuff was gone
my ol' lady done split
left me with nuthin on...

[Perd Hapley]

Did he steal something tangible, or did they get him for "stealing time" by sleeping on the clock?

Used to work for a director who loved the concept of accusing people of stealing time... having a smoke, making a call, etc.  I don't know if she ever successfully terminated someone for it, but I'd bet she tried.

https://youtu.be/xjyC5pv-hGc