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What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« on: March 08, 2023, 02:39:51 PM »
Here's a crazy one

So a Naked Woman Walked Into a Virginia Man’s Home and Attacked Him With an Iron Skillet . . .
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/so-a-naked-woman-walked-into-virginia-mans-home-and-attacked-him-with-an-iron-skillet/
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2023, 02:57:13 PM »
Target that could run either way?
IRON skillet?
Gonna have to grab a classic.
.470 SxS

If it was stainless or clad? .
.375 H&H or .338 Win. Bolt.

Teflon?
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2023, 02:58:13 PM »
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2023, 03:32:40 PM »
Here's a crazy one

So a Naked Woman Walked Into a Virginia Man’s Home and Attacked Him With an Iron Skillet . . .
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/so-a-naked-woman-walked-into-virginia-mans-home-and-attacked-him-with-an-iron-skillet/

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Visually she reminds me of Savitri Devi.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2023, 04:23:13 PM »
Wonder if illicit pharmaceuticals were involved . . .

. . . . Visually she reminds me of Savitri Devi.

Congratulations, I'll admit your comment sent me to google. (I also see the resemblance.)
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2023, 04:31:08 PM »
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2023, 04:54:36 PM »
Better run a test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkY4GEhHyek

Before I watch the test, I predict, .45 will splash, .40 and 9 will poke through.

OK, I was wrong.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2023, 06:48:20 PM »
Well, whatever it is, just DON'T USE SOAP TO WASH HER BLOOD OFF THE SKILLET! YOU'LL RUIN IT! ROOOOOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN IIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2023, 06:51:59 PM »
Better run a test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkY4GEhHyek

He guessed none of them would penetrate. i guessed they all would.

Cast iron is brittle.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2023, 08:46:47 PM »
He guessed none of them would penetrate. i guessed they all would.

Cast iron is brittle.


I didn't even have to guess, I knew all three would knock a hole in a cast iron skillet.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2023, 09:58:10 PM »
If it's your woman with the iron skillet, you are already died.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2023, 06:59:33 AM »
He guessed none of them would penetrate. i guessed they all would.

Cast iron is brittle.

I'd bet the shock of even the single first round would upset its crystalline structure enough that a .22LR would go through it.  I'd only go ten bucks on that bet, though.

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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2023, 07:21:57 AM »
He guessed none of them would penetrate. i guessed they all would.

Cast iron is brittle.

Yep. Very good reason why cast iron was never used as ship armor.

Wrought iron, yes.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2023, 12:39:33 PM »
Oh man, you mean to tell me this scene of Clint Eastwood getting shot repeatedly with a rifle is fake?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nW4w5tHVM

Or Marty McFly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO9PtW-wMBM


My faith is movie realism is shattered, shattered I tell you. Just like that skillet.

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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2023, 01:25:49 PM »
Oh man, you mean to tell me this scene of Clint Eastwood getting shot repeatedly with a rifle is fake?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nW4w5tHVM

Or Marty McFly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO9PtW-wMBM


My faith is movie realism is shattered, shattered I tell you. Just like that skillet.

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On Clint's video - does the movie show you where he got the plate from?  Doesn't really look like cast iron. 

As for Marty, I have no idea what that furnace door is made of or how thick it is. 

I would also be curious if there was any significant difference is you hit the skillet the other way around.  I doubt it. 


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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2023, 01:29:07 PM »
WILL A 22LR GO THROUGH A CAST IRON SKILLET?       22plinkster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMJtpUso8h4

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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2023, 01:30:45 PM »
In the video that I posted, I found it interesting to see rather large, nicely rounded holes. The difference between 9mm and .40 was surprising. I wish the guy would have mentioned the ammo that he used.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2023, 01:34:17 PM »
Been a long time since I've seen that movie, but IIRC Clint's character hid out in an abandoned mine and found/scavenged that plate from either a mine cart or some other mine-related scrap.
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Re: What caliber for naked woman with an iron skillet?
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2023, 01:45:34 PM »
In the video that I posted, I found it interesting to see rather large, nicely rounded holes. The difference between 9mm and .40 was surprising. I wish the guy would have mentioned the ammo that he used.

https://youtu.be/-c1mzkAtHPI

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