Author Topic: That moment you realize... (Read 1047 times)

Bogie · « **on:** June 29, 2022, 09:11:23 PM »

...that your cinematic journey of the evening is going to basically be about what a mall ninja does when things get sporty...

<overall, not all that bad>

I rate it three trauma plates, but only one roll of duct tape.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4102722/

MillCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2022, 09:40:26 PM »

Was there a tactical wheelbarrow?

Bogie · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2022, 09:42:12 PM »

Haven't gotten to that point yet. But it could happen. Just like the lead character could punch through the bulletproof glass between the passenger compartment and the driver...

Bogie · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2022, 09:57:08 PM »

Seriously, it just keeps getting betterer and bettererer...

There's a sci-fi erotica novel referenced...

Ben · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2022, 11:55:24 PM »

Quote from: MillCreek on June 29, 2022, 09:40:26 PM

Was there a tactical wheelbarrow?

One of the saddest days of my life was the day I learned that he was a made up character. It's like when you learn that the Easter bunny isn't real.

Doggy Daddy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2022, 12:57:57 AM »

Quote from: Bogie on June 29, 2022, 09:42:12 PM

Just like the lead character could punch through the bulletproof glass between the passenger compartment and the driver...

Well, if Trump could do it...

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2022, 07:15:40 AM »

Quote from: Ben on June 29, 2022, 11:55:24 PM

One of the saddest days of my life was the day I learned that he was a made up character. It's like when you learn that the Easter bunny isn't real.

If I remember right, the tactical wheelbarrow was the hobby-horse of the regrettably non-fictional Gunkid.

I believe the fictional character you're thinking of is the mall ninja.

Ben · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2022, 07:41:55 AM »

Quote from: Perd Hapley on June 30, 2022, 07:15:40 AM

If I remember right, the tactical wheelbarrow was the hobby-horse of the regrettably non-fictional Gunkid.

I believe the fictional character you're thinking of is the mall ninja.

I could have sworn that I read some years back that gunkid was fictional. If you're right and I'm wrong, my faith in humanity has been restored!

lee n. field · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2022, 07:50:27 AM »

Quote from: Ben on June 30, 2022, 07:41:55 AM

I could have sworn that I read some years back that gunkid was fictional. If you're right and I'm wrong, my faith in humanity has been restored!

Gunkid. Oh, man, has it been fifteen years?

https://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2006/07/goodbye-gunkid.html

https://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/2006/07/target-is-dismounted-troll-in-open.html

Ben · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:00:37 AM »

It's all coming back to me now with the links on who was who. I'm glad I was wrong.

Ben · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:03:51 AM »

https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

230RN · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2022, 11:29:43 AM »

^ I could swear I read that post. Either that or one of a dozen like it.

I only know three model numbers: 1911, 10, and 19. And two calibers: .22LR and .223 Remingtion. Oh, oh... and thutty ought six, so make that three.

I like the trauma plates rating system.

K Frame · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2022, 11:52:03 AM »

John Melvin Davis is still active on the internet and is still trying desperately to participate in gun forums.

He's slowed down quite a bit in the last 2 years, but we still ban his ass from TFL once or twice a year.

Ben · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2022, 11:59:09 AM »

Quote from: K Frame on June 30, 2022, 11:52:03 AM

He's slowed down quite a bit in the last 2 years, but we still ban his ass from TFL once or twice a year.

If he showed up here, I'd vote not to ban him for at least a month, just for the entertainment value.

K Frame · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2022, 12:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Ben on June 30, 2022, 08:03:51 AM

https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Oh my God, I've not read through that in a couple of years... I STILL get the howling laughter going when I start rolling through that crap festival...

Bogie · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2022, 06:12:26 PM »

Oswald must have seriously studied that before his run through Justified.

grampster · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2022, 06:34:59 PM »

I do miss those days....

Bogie · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2022, 07:15:11 PM »

https://youtu.be/9C4uTEEOJlM

Bogie · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2022, 07:53:33 PM »

Oooh... Bitch just staked an evil one with a frickin' TOILET PLUNGER!

This is MY kind of movie!

lee n. field · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Ben on June 30, 2022, 11:59:09 AM

If he showed up here, I'd vote not to ban him for at least a month, just for the entertainment value.

He did show up here, once.

https://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3565

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For the record, I know when my name comes up and am very prepared to defend myself against libelous statements. I am now Darknet certified through my work and I can get in to read and post on any forum, even private ones, through my TOR array.

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As I said, my Darknet certifications allow me to monitor the mention of my name, even when my name is not specifically mentioned.

(yeah, right)

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I know who you are. From that other forum where the mods can't handle out of the box and original thinking. I don't have to "comprehend" your question. I just have to survive. WHEN IT COUNTS!

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A wheelbarrow can have its uses in something like a SHTF scenario, since it can act as a gear hauler (again, NOT priority gear) and also provide some cover if you find yourself in a shooting situation. Though most commercial wheelbarrows are inadequate for real rifle fire. It is, however, fairly easy to add ablative armor to it even with just scrap metal (should be at least 1/8th inch thick).

Bogie · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:19:08 PM »

One must wonder about just how many pounds of mailings he receives from Cheaper than Dirt...

MillCreek · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:28:25 PM »

Having not heard the term before, is 'Darknet' the same as the 'dark web' that I read about?

Boomhauer · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2022, 08:39:28 PM »

Quote from: lee n. field on June 30, 2022, 08:13:30 PM

He did show up here, once.

https://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3565

(yeah, right)

The uh, registration date gives a clue

Ben · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2022, 09:15:42 PM »

Quote from: Boomhauer on June 30, 2022, 08:39:28 PM

The uh, registration date gives a clue

I'm exposed again.

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Author Topic: That moment you realize... (Read 1047 times)