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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #700 on: November 19, 2022, 01:07:41 PM »
From the desk of Elon Musk

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



I am SO stealing that!!! Made me literally LOL.
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #701 on: November 19, 2022, 01:08:59 PM »
I am SO stealing that!!! Made me literally LOL.

You're not stealing it from me. Elon posted it
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #702 on: November 19, 2022, 03:43:33 PM »
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #703 on: November 19, 2022, 03:46:47 PM »
All 60 will be blue
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #704 on: November 19, 2022, 05:04:52 PM »

Can you imagine the disturbance in the leftist socialist force if he actually purchased Dominion?  I believe it would be of an epic proportion.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #705 on: November 19, 2022, 07:46:31 PM »
And there it is.  The left can't help themselves from stealing.



How dare you, sir?! You know Rick Wilson is a Real Conservative, with Principles, and not a leftist.
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #706 on: November 19, 2022, 09:27:34 PM »
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #707 on: November 19, 2022, 09:56:08 PM »
Almost enough for me to get a Twitter account.  Almost enough.

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #708 on: November 20, 2022, 08:09:24 AM »
I thought I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of woke voices suddenly cried out.... and continued to cry out... and continued to cry out.... and continued to cry out...

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #709 on: November 20, 2022, 09:16:28 AM »
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #710 on: November 20, 2022, 10:18:08 AM »
People are gonna die!

BTW: Made a post in Club Q shooting thread along these lines before this was posted.
 
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    How many Americans will die because @elonmusk brought @realDonaldTrump back onto Twitter?

    — David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) November 20, 2022
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    He's Back and every American who dies because of @realDonaldTrump being back on Twitter is @ElonMusk's fault pic.twitter.com/xiAQkvWeJX

    — David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) November 20, 2022
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/11/20/target-loser-david-leavitt-owned-for-unhinged-rant-accusing-trumps-twitter-account-of-killing-people/
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #711 on: November 20, 2022, 10:54:13 AM »
Paraphrasing something from this video: "Musk’s response to quiet quitting is loud firing."  :laugh:

https://rumble.com/v1vnk04-death-of-twitter.-rebirth-of-twitter.-death-of-twitter.-all-in-a-days-work-.html
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #712 on: November 20, 2022, 11:32:58 AM »
Party like it's 2016

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    Just emailed the head of safety at Apple and Google respectively to ask if their app stores will continue to carry the Twitter app now that Elon Musk has reinstated Donald Trump

    — Shannon Coulter (@shannoncoulter) November 20, 2022
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #713 on: November 20, 2022, 11:41:18 AM »
I remember when the head of safety at a company was the person who yelled at you for not wearing a hard hat or safety glasses.
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #714 on: November 20, 2022, 12:16:56 PM »
I remember when the head of safety at a company was the person who yelled at you for not wearing a hard hat or safety glasses.

Lefties wear hardhats on their butt to guard against getting butt hurt.
It doesn't work
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #716 on: November 20, 2022, 12:27:03 PM »
I remember when the head of safety at a company was the person who yelled at you for not wearing a hard hat or safety glasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGy4potxRI
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #717 on: November 20, 2022, 01:16:28 PM »
I remember when the head of safety at a company was the person who yelled at you for not wearing a hard hat or safety glasses.

Boy, are YOU old.
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #718 on: November 21, 2022, 12:11:45 PM »
Russia, Russia, Russia

Blue-check prof DRAGGED for claiming Russia Russia Russia voted in Elon Musk’s poll to reinstate Trump
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/11/21/blue-check-prof-dragged-for-claiming-russia-russia-russia-voted-in-elon-musks-poll-to-reinstate-trump/
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #719 on: November 21, 2022, 12:58:19 PM »
I remember when the head of safety at a company was the person who yelled at you for not wearing a hard hat or safety glasses.

She e-mailed the heads of THOUGHT SAFETY.

Can't be having people forming their own opinions, so thought safety is there to make sure that only properly vetted thoughts are installed into the brains of the masses.
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #720 on: November 21, 2022, 01:06:38 PM »
She e-mailed the heads of THOUGHT SAFETY.

Can't be having people forming their own opinions, so thought safety is there to make sure that only properly vetted thoughts are installed into the brains of the masses.

Meet the head of that dept



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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #721 on: November 21, 2022, 04:48:23 PM »
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #722 on: November 21, 2022, 05:27:53 PM »
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Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter.
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At publishing time, Mr. Trump had called for an end to the violence, directly causing another billion people to die.

13 Billion Dead After Trump Unbanned From Twitter
https://babylonbee.com/news/13-billion-dead-after-trump-unbanned-from-twitter
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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #723 on: November 21, 2022, 05:35:44 PM »
But wait, there's more

Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-quits-twitter-to-protest-trumps-reinstatement

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Re: Musk and Twitter
« Reply #724 on: November 21, 2022, 05:40:31 PM »
So the hall monitors of twitter are tantrump quitting and moving to mastadon, where they are finding fewer people very different from themselves to snitch to moderators on. So they're snitching on other hall monitors that are just a little bit different than them.  :rofl:

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/11/21/nbc-news-ben-collins-seems-salty-that-nate-silver-called-mastodon-a-honeytrap-for-hall-monitor-types/

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