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Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« on: April 25, 2022, 12:06:35 AM »
I mean, I've seen damn near everything... Pink, purple, green, blue orange, and multitudinous multitudes of variants (zomg! variant!).
 
Is there a code to what they mean?
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2022, 08:06:01 AM »
Conformity to non-conformity.

My hair color has changed, too.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2022, 08:45:17 AM »
Conformity to non-conformity.

My hair color has changed, too.

As has mine, lots of "skin tone" with silver highlights.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2022, 10:11:00 AM »
To me the various Froot Loops hair colors mean "I'm an idiot".
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2022, 10:17:37 AM »
In nature, when a frog is bright colors, it's a warning that they are toxic. It's kinda like that.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2022, 10:20:23 AM »
Just like the neck and forehead tattoos, the hair colors are used by people looking to be hired for a job.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2022, 10:25:59 AM »
Things I see as a warning

Bright unnatural colored hair
Metal boogers
Tattoos on the face and neck*
BLM and similar signs
COEXIST bumper stickers

Feel free to add

*Actually I dislike tattoos in general but those two places are a blazing neon sigh warning to stay away.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2022, 11:12:16 AM »
Do you guys still tie an onion to your belt before heading to town?


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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2022, 11:21:06 AM »
Do you guys still tie an onion to your belt before heading to town?


REF:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Dc7W6jXCo

I hang garlic over my windows and doorways and around my neck does that count?
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2022, 11:45:21 AM »
Grandpa Simpson sounds a lot like a certain politician...
 
Coexist stickers seem to be out of fashion around me.
 
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2022, 11:46:50 AM »
Do you guys still tie an onion to your belt before heading to town?


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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2022, 11:59:15 AM »
I didn't know Hot Topic was still a thing, I thought they disappeared as malls died 20 years ago.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2022, 12:17:46 PM »
Some malls are still around for the people with more money than sense.
 
A couple of years ago, some kids went in Spencer Gifts, bought a giant multicolored dildo, and tried to get it into a photo with Santa. That was not allowed, and they were presented with coal.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2022, 12:27:07 PM »
Do you guys still tie an onion to your belt before heading to town?


Get a neck tattoo recently, did we?  =D

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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2022, 12:27:32 PM »
Get a neck tattoo recently, did we?  =D

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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2022, 01:04:20 PM »
Get a neck tattoo recently, did we?  =D

He wanted a 13 but they drew a 31 . . .
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2022, 01:49:37 PM »
Things I see as a warning

Bright unnatural colored hair
Metal boogers
Tattoos on the face and neck*
BLM and similar signs
COEXIST bumper stickers

Feel free to add

*Actually I dislike tattoos in general but those two places are a blazing neon sigh warning to stay away.
Most face hardware bothers me a little bit, but the cow rings in the nose are the biggest oddball thing I have seen.  Don't seem to be super common.

Hair color is pretty minor among all the things I have seen people do to their bodies.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2022, 01:52:47 PM »
He wanted a 13 but they drew a 31 . . .

Love that song!  :laugh:

https://youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2022, 01:55:10 PM »
Things I see as a warning

Bright unnatural colored hair
Metal boogers
Tattoos on the face and neck*
BLM and similar signs
COEXIST bumper stickers

Feel free to add

*Actually I dislike tattoos in general but those two places are a blazing neon sigh warning to stay away.

Feel free to add. When a woman shaves her eyebrows off and draws them back on you are about to experience a level of crazy not in the manual. If that is coupled white above and below the retina, good luck and plan your funeral.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2022, 02:05:25 PM »
Feel free to add. When a woman shaves her eyebrows off and draws them back on you are about to experience a level of crazy not in the manual. If that is coupled white above and below the retina, good luck and plan your funeral.

While I've never understood that and think it's looks look horrible I've never made any connection between the two before but maybe that's due to a lack on contact with women that do that.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2022, 04:53:27 PM »
Women who shave a stripe or two into their eyebrows.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2022, 06:21:01 PM »
Women who shave a stripe or two into their eyebrows.

While we often joke about picking up chicks from the Crime Times newspaper it is really not a good idea.
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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2022, 07:27:33 AM »
I didn't know Hot Topic was still a thing, I thought they disappeared as malls died 20 years ago.

First time I ever heard of Hot Topic?

Two years ago when it was referenced on Young Sheldon.

Given that it was founded in California in 1989, I'd have missed its move into malls in the 1990s.

In my mall era, it was Spencer...

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Re: Is there a hair color code for the woke Hot Topic crowd?
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2022, 07:41:16 AM »
First time I ever heard of Hot Topic?

Two years ago when it was referenced on Young Sheldon.

Given that it was founded in California in 1989, I'd have missed its move into malls in the 1990s.

In my mall era, it was Spencer...

Spencer Gifts, Musicden, and Brass Buckle for me.
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