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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2022, 09:27:20 PM »
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2022, 09:47:34 PM »
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2022, 11:05:27 PM »
https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/monkeypox-patients-nose-is-rotting-after-being-dismissed-as-sunburn/

(a disturbing photo at the link)

Sounds like monkeypox is the least of this guy's problems.

Looks like he stuck his nose in somebody else's---- business.

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2022, 11:55:47 PM »
Shouldn't that be Heeeey

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2022, 03:31:11 PM »
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2022, 05:01:19 PM »
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D

I have a sneaking suspicion it would have had something to do with a pox on all of us.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #106 on: August 22, 2022, 05:36:07 PM »
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D

"A pox on your house!"

or maybe something like this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAogrkKc2Ak
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2022, 12:05:16 PM »
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #108 on: August 28, 2022, 10:31:31 PM »
Things that make a person wonder...

Mayor Pete has a "bacterial infection" **cough cough monkey pox? cough cough**

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-beto-orourke-diagnose-bacterial-infection-resting-home
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #109 on: August 28, 2022, 10:36:35 PM »
Things that make a person wonder...

Mayor Pete has a "bacterial infection" **cough cough monkey pox? cough cough**

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-beto-orourke-diagnose-bacterial-infection-resting-home

Not Mayor Pete.  It's Beto O'Rourke, the honorary illegal immigrant.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2022, 07:17:50 AM »
Not Mayor Pete.  It's Beto O'Rourke, the honorary illegal immigrant.

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2022, 02:37:24 PM »
Dang, not sure how I screwed that one up. Although I do consider them to be more or less interchangeably unless and vile.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2022, 03:19:23 PM »
Dang, not sure how I screwed that one up. Although I do consider them to be more or less interchangeably unless and vile.
All things considered, Mayor Pete probably accomplished more as Mayor than Beto ever did.  But that is me knowing very little about either one of them.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #113 on: August 30, 2022, 12:34:39 PM »
OH MY GOD! IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE POXPOCALYPSE!

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/30/texas-reports-what-may-be-the-first-us-death-from-monkeypox.html

WE ALL GONNA DIE! *


*If we're perverted sexual deviants who exercise absolutely no restraint in our depraved lifestyles...

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #114 on: August 30, 2022, 02:31:02 PM »
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The patient was an adult with a severely compromised immune system who lived in the Houston area, health officials said. The case is under investigation to determine what role monkeypox played in the individual’s death, officials said.
So they won't say what other diseases or conditions the person had. 
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #115 on: September 07, 2022, 02:12:14 PM »
How monkeypox spoiled gay men's plans for an invincible summer
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/monkeypox-spoiled-gay-mens-plans-invincible-summer-rcna45326

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“I’ve stopped going to sex parties,” he said... “I also stopped having sex with people who live off their OnlyFans. I additionally stopped cruising at the gym, I did not continue to go to Fire Island, and I stopped attending orgies.”

Tragic
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/09/07/nbc-news-shines-a-spotlight-on-the-gay-men-and-queer-people-who-are-suffering-because-monkeypox-has-ruined-their-summer-sex-party-plans/



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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #116 on: September 07, 2022, 02:27:50 PM »
I too attended no orgies this summer.

These are the times that try men's souls......

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #117 on: September 07, 2022, 02:35:29 PM »
I too attended no orgies this summer.

These are the times that try men's souls......

Totally just like the "Teh Covids!" lockdowns.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #120 on: September 08, 2022, 10:43:40 AM »
unparodyable

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/

Monkeypox Coordinator sounds like someone who makes sure someone's shag carpet and bed sheets match in their dungeon of manly love
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #122 on: September 24, 2022, 10:32:40 AM »
Don't touch foreigners

Chinese official warns against touching foreigners after monkeypox case
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-62873979
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