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« Reply #525 on: April 24, 2024, 05:44:27 PM »
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
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« Reply #526 on: April 24, 2024, 05:45:06 PM »
Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy
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« Reply #527 on: April 24, 2024, 05:45:41 PM »
Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding
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« Reply #528 on: April 24, 2024, 05:46:14 PM »
'Trump Will Receive A Fair And Impartial Trial,' Says Judge As Construction Crew Builds Gallows Outside Courtroom
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« Reply #529 on: April 25, 2024, 02:24:07 PM »
Arizona Indicts Trump Allies For Questioning Election Results While Republican
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« Reply #530 on: April 25, 2024, 02:41:03 PM »
Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion
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« Reply #531 on: April 26, 2024, 12:30:44 PM »
Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada
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« Reply #532 on: April 26, 2024, 12:31:33 PM »
‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation
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« Reply #533 on: April 26, 2024, 03:01:48 PM »
Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists'
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« Reply #534 on: April 26, 2024, 09:00:46 PM »
Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant
https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protesters-scatter-as-riot-police-charge-in-with-sticks-of-deodorant

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"Look at 'em go!" Chief of Police David Anders commented. "I've never seen anything like it. Just waving a stick of deodorant around these dirty hippy beatnik protestors causes them to recoil in horror. Most fun I've had since the 1960s."

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« Reply #535 on: April 27, 2024, 01:34:42 PM »
Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett
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« Reply #536 on: April 28, 2024, 10:59:52 AM »
The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes
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