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Remember Rebekah Jones?
« on: October 06, 2022, 11:42:45 AM »
The chick that claimed DeSantis was fudging Covid numbers? Not surprisingly, her lies were enough to make her the Democratic nominee against Matt Gaetz. While he's never been charged (for that other thing), she is currently under indictment. And get a load of this mess:

https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2022/10/06/and-you-thought-it-couldnt-get-any-crazier-how-bout-some-rebekah-jones-n501336
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2022, 03:23:44 PM »
Welp.  She’s firmly in the no-go zone on the crazy-hot matrix.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2022, 11:33:19 PM »
 nope, she was never on my radar.
But she is now, she's kind of good lookin, I wonder if she's single.
She's the type i always end up with
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2022, 11:35:15 PM »
nope, she was never on my radar.
But she is now, she's kind of good lookin, I wonder if she's single.
She's the type i always end up with

Good news for you! She appears to have gotten less than a third of the votes in her district, so could probably use some comforting. Go for it, bro!
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2022, 12:09:58 AM »
Don't Taze my nutsack, bro.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2022, 08:12:22 PM »
Good news for you! She appears to have gotten less than a third of the votes in her district, so could probably use some comforting. Go for it, bro!

Yeah, go for it. She looks like quite a catch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebekah_Jones

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Jones has had prior criminal charges. At the time the search warrant was executed, Jones was facing an active misdemeanor charge on allegations of cyberstalking a former student of hers who was a romantic partner and publishing sexual details about their relationship online. She was fired from her Florida State University teaching position for threatening to give a failing grade to her romantic partner’s roommate. She faced prior charges including felony robbery, trespass, and contempt of court stemming from an alleged violation of a domestic violence restraining order related to the same ex-boyfriend, but those charges were dropped. In 2017, she had been arrested and charged with criminal mischief in the vandalism of his car, but the charges were dropped.

All in all, I'd say she rates high on the crazy scale.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2022, 09:14:12 PM »
Way too close to correlation of the *expletive deleted*ck around vs Find Out scale.  Y'all can have that nutjob.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2022, 10:07:00 PM »
If I remember correctly, she's currently under indictment.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2022, 08:04:45 AM »
gawsh darn it, and here I am in Reno, single       :rofl:   .... I like my job too much to move to Florida ( right now at least )
 My plan for moving to a warm area ( when I'm older than I am already ) is Arizona ....
 I am not fond of the NYC accent which is very prevalent in Florida
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2023, 05:20:35 PM »
Now her son was talking about shooting up his school. And he was taken into custody.

So this crazed fanatic told everybody that Hitler DeSantis disappeared her son "for memes," and she had to send her husband and her other kid out of state so they would be safe. Not her, of course. Her husband ran for the hills, but she stayed to fight.  ;/ (Although I could definitely see her husband wanting to get away from her.)

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/rebekah-joness-son-arrested-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-a-school/

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2023/04/06/nutball-rebekah-jones-lies-about-corrupt-fascist-pig-desantis-having-her-son-arrested-at-gunpoint/

Plus, she was the one who reported her son, apparently?

On the plus side, she's young, so plenty of time to keep entertaining the nation with her antics.

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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2023, 05:27:25 PM »
Well, in her defense, if you are going to make someone ride the portable lightning machine the nutsack is probably a pretty effective target.


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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2023, 05:47:54 PM »

So this crazed fanatic told everybody that Hitler DeSantis disappeared her son "for memes," and she had to send her husband and her other kid out of state so they would be safe.

The most shocking part of this story is that some dumbass actually married her.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2023, 05:51:33 PM »
Also, why the cops spoke to her son:

"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2023, 06:25:43 PM »
OMG! the horror! The fascist violence!

Oh, never mind.
https://twitter.com/MaxNordau/status/1644073498812227588
https://twitter.com/MaxNordau/status/1644077376861601799

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    Jones claims there are videos of the police arresting her son at her house. Here’s the video of Jones calmly turning him in at the Sheriff’s office yesterday. https://t.co/MBQ9LFrGDs pic.twitter.com/rt16LxBwVv

    — Damin Toell (@damintoell) April 6, 2023

Shock video captures the moment Ron DeSantis’ stormtroopers took away Rebekah Jones’ son
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2023/04/06/shock-video-captures-the-moment-ron-desantis-stormtroopers-took-away-rebekah-jones-son/
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2023, 06:34:04 PM »
The most shocking part of this story is that some dumbass actually married her.

She threw in a 12pk of Bud Light
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2023, 10:15:22 PM »
The most shocking part of this story is that some dumbass actually married her.

You beat me to it.
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2023, 11:29:54 PM »
OMG! the horror! The fascist violence!

Oh, never mind.
https://twitter.com/MaxNordau/status/1644073498812227588
https://twitter.com/MaxNordau/status/1644077376861601799

Shock video captures the moment Ron DeSantis’ stormtroopers took away Rebekah Jones’ son
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2023/04/06/shock-video-captures-the-moment-ron-desantis-stormtroopers-took-away-rebekah-jones-son/

Per a conversation on another thread, I'm not surprised she's the one wearing the pants in that family.

(Assuming the video is legit)
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2023, 06:57:48 PM »
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2023, 07:53:03 PM »
Don't need a gun to hurt people at a school or on a school bus.

These are students from the school my daughter teaches at.

https://www.newson6.com/story/642e04b4a153c00723773894/13yearold-accused-of-stabbing-girl-on-tulsa-school-bus
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2023, 09:17:40 PM »
The most shocking part of this story is that some dumbass actually married her.

NOT ME!! I was in Reno the entire time!! I had totally forgotten about her, but I do end up with crazy ones
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2023, 09:58:34 PM »
Are they crazy before or after associating with you?
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2023, 11:52:23 PM »
Are they crazy before or after associating with you?

 ME: "before we start dating, I do not have time for internet porn because I am constantly talking about guns online, I will waste entire paychecks on gun stuff and if I can, I will go to the range several times a month, if we start dating you should know you're dating a right wing conservative libertarian anarchist pro-life anti-government agitator that sometimes reads the Bible"
HER: "oh that's fine"
HER AFTER WE MOVE IN TOGETHER: "oh my gawd you are constantly going on about stupid liberals and guns and stuff!!!, I am breaking up with you"
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Re: Remember Rebekah Jones?
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2023, 12:03:07 AM »
Speaking of crazy women, I was not expecting Ana Kasparian to admit she was wrong.

https://youtu.be/0jaewCIZy68

She took responsibility for going along with Jones' anti-DeSantis accusations from a couple of years back.
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