Imagine being the responding officer and writing the report:
1. Arrive at scene of reported disturbance
2. Met at door by unknown person
3. DeHammer parially clothed males
4. Sort *expletive deleted*it out
5. Realize later that unknown door answerer in 1 (above) was homeowner and caller
So, a patrol officer with enough experience draw graveyard on Halloween weekend has to start his report:
"...met at the door by an unknown partially clothed male person who we later determined to be the homeowner and the husband of the most powerful woman in the nation, only after paramedics were able to remove the hammer..."
I'm giving the benefit of doubt by assuming the officer didn't have English Composition as a minor at San Jose State.
My funnybone gets tickled (pun intended) thinking about the conversation between Paul and the Dragon Lady after the press dispersed
"Goddammit Paul. Now of all times to cruise Castro. I know how much you love halloween, but with elections in 2 weeks... YOU KNOW BETTER. Why not call and have the Clintons just send someone over. Look at you now. You're getting too old for this *expletive deleted*it and I've got way too much to lose. Get your butt back to meetings." etc.