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Bogie

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I need a new porch light.
« on: November 10, 2022, 09:13:57 PM »
My old seems to have died. It used some sort of curved fluorescent light bulb, and turned on at dusk, off in the morning.
 
What I want now... It has to be able to change colors and I want to run it via Alexa, who I have made my bitch. And I'm a more "modern/danish modern kinda guy.
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Re: I need a new porch light.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2022, 09:22:41 PM »
Ah... Alexa's your bitch...

(who's stealing your personal information and selling it to the highest bidder).

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Re: I need a new porch light.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2022, 07:29:21 AM »
I'll bet you have more credit cards than I do...
 

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Re: I need a new porch light.
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2022, 11:35:34 AM »
I have no doubt about that.

But I don't have an Alexa.
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Re: I need a new porch light.
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2022, 12:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Bogie on November 11, 2022, 07:29:21 AM
I'll bet you have more credit cards than I do...

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