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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2022, 02:09:31 PM »
I only watched the first season, but liked it mostly.  Henry Cavill fighting monsters and a good looking sorceress who gets naked occasionally. I have heard that all goes away and it is all about the women.  It also came out the writing team all hated the Witcher books and games and made fun of it while Cavill was a big fan of the story.  I imagine he was a bit frustrated.

You should play Witcher 3.  More monster fighting and nekkid Yennifer on a Unicorn.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2022, 02:15:04 PM »
You should play Witcher 3.  More monster fighting and nekkid Yennifer on a Unicorn.
I haven't played any of the games, but I have heard the books were good so I figure I would start there.   =)
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2022, 02:18:53 PM »
Meanwhile the left is looking for the next straight white male character centered franchise to destroy
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2022, 04:24:25 PM »
You should play Witcher 3.  More monster fighting and nekkid Yennifer on a Unicorn.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2022, 05:04:12 PM »
But word is they're keeping Amber Heard and Ezra Miller  :facepalm:

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2022, 07:07:23 PM »
Watching Drinker live and they said John Williams stated they're reshooting the ending to IJ5 after test audiences hated it.
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2022, 07:20:41 PM »
Meanwhile the left is looking for the next straight white male character centered franchise to destroy
What is left? 

As they said in the Drinker's stream, they are down to Willow.  Nice movie for some, but still just one movie, not a franchise. 

Supposedly Star Gate is on the list.  I hear Hollywood wants to remake Back to the Future, but someone with control of the rights has refused so far.  That would be a hideous disaster if made with today's Hollywood people.
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2022, 07:36:14 PM »
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2022, 07:47:05 PM »
The only Stargate news I want to hear is that there'll be another season of SG: Universe.
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2022, 08:08:02 PM »
What is left? 

Beverly Hills Cop, but the Detroit cop just goes around apologizing to MS13 and other gangs, and they end up kneeling at the beginning of the Rose Bowl.

Die Hard, but strong female cop employs conflict resolution and they all celebrate Kwanza at Meta HQ.

Lethal Weapon but the scene where Riggs handcuffs himself the jumper is the whole movies and they talk out their feelings and agree their inner angst is because of internalized colonialism.

Predator,  but the Alien is hunting coal miners to save us from Climate Change.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2022, 11:33:07 PM »
Beverly Hills Cop, but the Detroit cop just goes around apologizing to MS13 and other gangs, and they end up kneeling at the beginning of the Rose Bowl.

Die Hard, but strong female cop employs conflict resolution and they all celebrate Kwanza at Meta HQ.

Lethal Weapon but the scene where Riggs handcuffs himself the jumper is the whole movies and they talk out their feelings and agree their inner angst is because of internalized colonialism.

Predator,  but the Alien is hunting coal miners to save us from Climate Change.

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Can they can still have an evil white guy fall off the building?
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #36 on: December 15, 2022, 11:53:58 PM »
Can they can still have an evil white guy fall off the building?

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2022, 02:27:11 AM »
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2022, 09:28:46 AM »
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Predator - Alien shows up and kills all the high testosterone men.   Mostly the same as the original.  (I guess the last one was a female predator and did this.)
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2022, 09:33:58 AM »

Predator - Alien shows up and kills all the high testosterone men.   Mostly the same as the original. 

After it easily over powers all the 250lb muscle bound men a 90lb woman beats the Predator to death with her bare hands.
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2022, 09:40:02 AM »
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2022, 09:43:13 AM »
After it easily over powers all the 250lb muscle bound men a 90lb woman beats the Predator to death with her bare hands.

I think that was pretty much the script for the prequal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYJHmgJNUtY
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2022, 09:57:38 AM »
I think that was pretty much the script for the prequal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYJHmgJNUtY

Yeah, almost forgot about that one.
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2022, 10:59:17 AM »
Mad Maxine - woman drives a solar powered car across post-apocalyptic Australia spreading the gospel of green energy

Andrea Griffith Show - story of a small town's wonderful lady police chief

Queen Kong  - Giant female ape grabs her boy toy and climbs a big building. (Spoiler: boy toy is saved by sister)

Little Womyn  - Involves heroic groomers and drag storytimes

Jane Wick - assassin goes around counseling evil men to accept DEI policies . . . or else.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2022, 01:42:56 PM »
Mad Maxine - woman drives a solar powered car across post-apocalyptic Australia spreading the gospel of green energy

Andrea Griffith Show - story of a small town's wonderful lady police chief

Queen Kong  - Giant female ape grabs her boy toy and climbs a big building. (Spoiler: boy toy is saved by sister)

Little Womyn  - Involves heroic groomers and drag storytimes

Jane Wick - assassin goes around counseling evil men to accept DEI policies . . . or else.

Queen Kong has already been done

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2022, 03:41:20 PM »
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2022, 04:07:52 PM »
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Ah, yes the first time a woman has ever been in a military movie.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2022, 08:30:15 AM »
Watching Drinker live and they said John Williams stated they're reshooting the ending to IJ5 after test audiences hated it.

Drinker posted the part germane to IJ5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlnxO-8TND8
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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2022, 12:23:27 PM »
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Get a load of the tweets at 03:58 OMG He dated Gina Carano!

Oh, and he only disagreed with the direction the show was taking because he hated working under a woman.

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Re: Looks like they gave Willow the woke treatment and some Indiana Jones news
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2022, 12:55:02 PM »
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