Annual Christmas Porch Pirate Prank

[Ben]

I continue to like seeing thieves get punked, but also continue to wish that he did worse to them. I also continue to be disgusted by what the audio picks up the thieves saying. This year you've got a little kid saying "It's those *expletive deleted*ing youtubers" to his mom, and calling the boxes a scam. Because thieves getting a comeuppance is a "scam" as if they are the victims.

Ugh. The dregs of society.

[HankB]

I continue to like seeing thieves get punked, but also continue to wish that he did worse to them . . .

Since politicians basically identify with criminals, there are laws to protect the bad guys.

There are laws that prohibit "mechanisms" that are likely to cause death or serious bodily harm - and I understand that.

But if the box were spraying something more persistent like skunk screen and indelible dye rather than fart spray and glitter, I'd be OK with that.

[HeroHog]

That urine concentrate that hunters use to mask their scent would be a good substitute.

[Fly320s]

I continue to like seeing thieves get punked, but also continue to wish that he did worse to them. I also continue to be disgusted by what the audio picks up the thieves saying. This year you've got a little kid saying "It's those *expletive deleted*ing youtubers" to his mom, and calling the boxes a scam. Because thieves getting a comeuppance is a "scam" as if they are the victims.

Ugh. The dregs of society.

To modify Shakespear's quote, "First, kill all of the thieves."

[HeroHog]

Lawyers, thieves, what's the difference?

[HankB]

Lawyers, thieves, what's the difference?

Despite the old proverb, perhaps there's actually more honor among thieves?

[bedlamite]

Lawyers, thieves, what's the difference?

The line is "killers, thieves, and lawyers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

[kgbsquirrel]

I continue to like seeing thieves get punked, but also continue to wish that he did worse to them. I also continue to be disgusted by what the audio picks up the thieves saying. This year you've got a little kid saying "It's those *expletive deleted*ing youtubers" to his mom, and calling the boxes a scam. Because thieves getting a comeuppance is a "scam" as if they are the victims.

Ugh. The dregs of society.

The lynchpin measure seems appropriate.

[Ben]

The lynchpin measure seems appropriate.

I learned a new history factoid. Thanks. 

[kgbsquirrel]

I learned a new history factoid. Thanks. 

Sometimes I feel like the Johnny Appleseed of trivia.  Just sprinkling seeds of information here and there. 

[Bogie]

Around here, they'd come back, shoot up my house, and then burn it.

[kgbsquirrel]

Around here, they'd come back, shoot up my house, and then burn it.

That is certainly one of the points I was obliquely making.

[HankB]

Around here, they'd come back, shoot up my house, and then burn it.

Place the glitter bomb on the porch of a neighbor you don't like - problem solved.  (Two problems solved, actually.      )

[WLJ]

Guy rigged up a 12ga blank to go off by trip wire.

Porch Pirate meets 12 gauge - needs new underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tApGO4Kqq88