Seattle bans castle discrimination?
But castles SHOULD be discriminated against! They're big and wasteful of resources! They're ugly and make Seattleites feel ugly about themselves! They're strong and easy to defend, and we can't have Seattleites defending themselves against crimin.... er... morally and socially variable individuals! Worst of all, castles are expensive, and we need to tax the rich until they are of less than modest means and redistribute wealth that would otherwise be used to build or maintain castles as reparations!
We need Seattle CHOP! Castle Hating Original People!