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Alien attack expected today
« on: March 23, 2023, 01:39:03 PM »
And all but 8,000 will die
According to a time traveling TikToker

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Originally posted back in October,  it reads: 'Yes, I am a real time traveler, the world will soon end.'

It continues: 'A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win.

'Another alien, whose world was destroyed by the hostiles, will save some of us.

'On March 23, 2023, about 8,000 people will be taken to another habitable planet.'

Out of this world: TikTok 'time traveller' claims the earth will be invaded by aliens with 8,000 abducted
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11894333/TikTok-time-traveller-claims-earth-invaded-aliens-TODAY.html
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2023, 01:56:14 PM »
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It continues: 'A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win.

How'd they "loose" it in the first place?  Dinosaurs took it from them?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2023, 02:03:05 PM »
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2023, 02:11:49 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 23, 2023, 02:03:05 PM
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
Yeah. Could they be any worse than the current ones?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2023, 03:09:34 PM »
How are they selecting 8000?  Do they expect them to disarm?  Not sure that is the path I would want to take.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2023, 03:55:15 PM »
Well it's about damn time.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2023, 04:09:03 PM »
Quit busting my balls and get on with end times already!
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2023, 06:20:13 PM »
It’s only 5:18 pm here but they haven’t got me yet.
What caliber for hostile alien overlord?
Or is a can of RAID good enough?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2023, 06:47:49 PM »
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2023, 06:57:04 PM »
Almost 7:00 here.  Not sure if I am totally oblivious of the fact that I'm one of the 8000 or if I only have a few hours to live.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2023, 07:33:42 PM »
C'mon, Spock, push the damned button, already!
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2023, 07:38:02 PM »
Maybe they'll be late - I understand there's a big backup at the border.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2023, 07:55:06 PM »
Well, I'm waiting!
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2023, 08:02:15 PM »
The day hasn't ended yet ...
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2023, 09:49:53 PM »
Shucks. Even with the alien apocalypse, it's hurry up and wait.  ;/
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2023, 10:24:38 PM »
Hopefully they hit Cali, NY or Maryland first
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2023, 10:59:03 PM »
Had a customer the other day...
 
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2023, 11:18:29 PM »
Heard the attack is on hold.
EPA requested an environmental impact study
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2023, 05:19:50 AM »
Friday, 24 Mar, 3:15 AM MDT here.  I'm either one of the 8000 or we have to wait until it's midnight at the international date line.

Or, and more likely, when they got to America they were intimidated by there being a rifle an assault weapon behind every blade of grass and went back home.

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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2023, 07:44:46 AM »
Man, Epsilon Eridani IV is one cool planet! Wish you guys were here!
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2023, 08:17:29 AM »
yet another end of the world that didn't pan out.

Better luck next time.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2023, 08:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Ben on March 24, 2023, 07:44:46 AM
Man, Epsilon Eridani IV is one cool planet! Wish you guys were here!



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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2023, 08:32:02 AM »
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2023, 08:48:31 AM »
Update
We will have to wait till next year now for the earth shattering kaboom

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A 'time-traveler' who warned of an alien abducting 8,000 people on March 23 has claimed that the extra terrestrial has come and gone from Earth, making its departure around 7.30pm EST.

The captured humans will allegedly protect us from the next alien invasion, which the space-aficionado claims is scheduled for 'mid 2024'.

Expect space battles  [popcorn]

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They also warned that yet another alien species - The Distants - is now on its way to Earth and will arrive sometime next year.

The TikToker explained that they 'own' Earth, and that the Pyramid of Giza is their 'mark of ownership and control'.

In a previous video, The Distants were branded 'very hostile' and on a mission to take back the planet that's originally theirs.

Apparently, humans became 'more advances than the aliens thought', as Eno claims we will soon be facing them in our firs space battle.

But wait, there's more and it sounds like Elvis is coming back

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In another clip, the 'time-traveler' also predicted that this month would see 'The Lost City of Atlantis' threaten everyone with a 'man made flood, that can cover the entire world'.

Eno also alleges that on April 9, a very famous celebrity will reveal that they faked their death, and on June 12 - a earthquake will open a five-mile deep trench which will unveil species previously thought to be extinct.

'Time-traveler' claims the alien invasion he predicted is complete and 8,000 people have been abducted - with the next set to take place in 2024
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11898295/Time-traveler-claims-alien-invasion-predicted-complete.html
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2023, 09:23:02 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 23, 2023, 11:18:29 PM
Heard the attack is on hold.
EPA requested an environmental impact study
More likely a Diversity Equity Inclusion study.
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