Alien attack expected today

[Perd Hapley]

Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.

[230RN]

By then a United Galaxies organization will be ser up whose military branch will wear blue helmets to enforce their peacekeeping efforts.  Oith will not be on the Security Council.

[RocketMan]

Well I, for one, am disappointed in our alien overlords.

[Bogie]

This is really a controversy to lull us into inaction when the real invasion happens next year.

[MechAg94]

This is just incompetent leadership.  Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?

[Jim147]

Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first. 

[cordex]

Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first.

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.

[Devonai]

This is just incompetent leadership.  Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?

Story prompt: Mussolini was an alien.

[robear]

So I missed it?!?!?!?   Damn!

[WLJ]

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.

Not since I last opened up a can of tuna

[RoadKingLarry]

Not since I last opened up a can of tuna

I used to like canned tuna but it's just not the same since they took the dolphin out.

[WLJ]

Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran 
May 30 - The aliens will approach. 
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. 
June 14 - Supers will appear 
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole. 

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

[RocketMan]

Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran 
May 30 - The aliens will approach. 
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. 
June 14 Supers will appear 
June 18 - People will fall fropm the sky from a whoops wormhole. 

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

Beats the heck out of two more years of Brandon in the White House.

[Tuco]

Bring it on.
I'm dying to try out my reflective space survival blanket and neverfail fire starter.

Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran 
May 30 - The aliens will approach. 
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. 
June 14 - Supers will appear 
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole. 

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

[Devonai]

How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?

[WLJ]

Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course

WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19814275/nostradamus-predictions-world-war-mars/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

[WLJ]

How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?

Says up to 75ft

[MechAg94]

"No abbots, monks, no novices to learn; Honey shall cost far more than candle-wax," he said

"So high will the bushel of wheat rise, that man will be eating his fellow man."

Candle wax is pretty cheap.

Given all the efforts by global warming folks to restrict fertilizer use in some countries, food is supposed to get more expensive pretty soon.

[MrsSmith]

Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.

Wooly mammoths, from what I hear. And who wouldn't love a fluffy elephant?

[Devonai]

Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea, I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me.

[HankB]

Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course

WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19814275/nostradamus-predictions-world-war-mars/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

When I heard of "Q-Anon" for the first time a couple of years ago, I did a little web search on them. One website claimed Hillary was involved in a child kidnapping ring that involved human sacrifice and actual cannibalistic rituals as part of devil worship ceremonies.

So maybe Nostradamus got it right.   

(For the record, as much as I detest Crooked, baseless accusations of child kidnapping, child murder, and cannibalism . . . no. Just no.)