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Trump Vs The Illuminati
« on: April 26, 2023, 12:48:07 PM »
Movie that popped up in my Amazon Prime feed.
No I'm not watching it  :rofl:

Trump Vs The Illuminati
A Chinese clone of 45th U.S. president, Donald J. Trump, survives the Earth's destruction by escaping his maximum security lab and stowing-away aboard the last Chinese space-bound shuttle. Hundreds of years into the future Trump's clone joins forces with the surviving human allies to bring the battle straight to the Illuminati headquarters...in hell!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B08LQXY864/ref=atv_hm_hom_c_OBde72af_brws_8_1?jic=8%7CEgRzdm9k
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2023, 02:18:55 PM »
found a copy.  Do I want to watch it?
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2023, 02:36:03 PM »
Is it any better than Iron Sky?
Trump won in 2016. Democrats haven't been so offended since Republicans came along and freed their slaves.
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2023, 02:42:44 PM »
found a copy.  Do I want to watch it?
Take one for the team and report back.

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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2023, 03:58:10 PM »
Sounds like a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2023, 04:02:24 PM »
Is it any better than Iron Sky?

If it doesn't have Julie Dietze, probably not.

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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2023, 04:57:43 PM »
Looks like a pretty good time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXVeAbodM6U


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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2023, 07:56:44 PM »
Sam Elliott kills Hitler, and...

https://youtu.be/UkP4bZKCHE8
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2023, 10:14:15 PM »
I've heard Bigfoot vs Illuminati was better.
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2023, 01:34:16 AM »
I've heard Bigfoot vs Illuminati was better.


Can you give us any more film recommendations from the Illuminati Cinematic Universe?
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2023, 01:10:32 PM »

Can you give us any more film recommendations from the Illuminati Cinematic Universe?

No.
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2023, 01:50:00 PM »
He makes pretty good pizza. Check it out if you're around Chicago.
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2023, 03:48:49 PM »
He makes pretty good pizza. Check it out if you're around Chicago.
Who?  The Illuminati or Bigfoot?
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2023, 03:50:29 PM »
Who?  The Illuminati or Bigfoot?
Lou Malnati
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2023, 05:27:38 PM »
“It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.”  ― Calvin Coolidge

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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2023, 09:28:48 PM »
May have to watch this one. It has dinosaurs and and ninjas. What more could you want in a movie?

The VelociPastor
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

https://www.amazon.com/VelociPastor-Gregory-James-Cohan/dp/B07SFL17TM/ref=sr_1_40?crid=3D8W4OFX9LQJ&keywords=godzilla&qid=1683509108&sprefix=godzilla%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-40
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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2023, 09:29:49 PM »
Killer llamas from space  [popcorn]

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Re: Trump Vs The Illuminati
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2023, 09:58:45 PM »
Killer llamas from space  [popcorn]

Llamageddon
A killer llama from outer space crash lands on Earth and begins reigning havoc on a group of unsuspecting college partiers

I hate fing llamas. Drove through one of those wildlife parks and the llamas beat the crap out of the car doors trying to get food.
Sometimes we carry more weight then we owe.
And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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