WOW!! Kamala only requires that she be addressed as "General". Is there a limit on who may look you in the eyes also? 
I first heard that gag at a function where the MC introduced the Guest Of Honor (GOH) with a long string of fanciful honors and accomplishments, would take a breath and go on and on. Every time he paused for breath and restarted his very creative made-up lauditory litany, the laughter got louder and longer.
A poor example: "...keeper of the Dogcatcher's cats..."
With perfect timing in terms of when it was getting a little "old," he finally turned and gestured to the GOH, who rose to thunderous applause and more laughter.
I'll never forget that incident, but I can never remember the function or occasion.
Terry, "A man who needs no introduction," 230RN
