Author Topic: Not the usual self-checkout rant  (Read 1556 times)

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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2024, 10:57:08 PM »
Cheez-Its and a glass of OJ are one of those horrible, awful, terrible, no-good snack combinations that I just can't resist.

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Try taking a bite of some kind of hard cheese (xtra sharp cheddar, Swiss, Cojack), a bite of a hard-boiled egg, and some Cheez-Its.
Makes a pretty good meal.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2024, 11:02:36 PM »
You buncha sissies... a real man eats straight from the Easy Cheese can, no crackers needed.

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Agreed, straight from the can works; no cracker necessary.  But IMHO it's better on a cracker.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2024, 11:09:11 PM »
Try taking a bite of some kind of hard cheese (xtra sharp cheddar, Swiss, Cojack), a bite of a hard-boiled egg, and some Cheez-Its.
Makes a pretty good meal.


Well, there's a recipe gonna get tried this weekend...

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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #78 on: October 29, 2024, 06:46:12 AM »
I've haven't been curious enough to try it yet, but I wonder how Cheez-it or Goldfish (etc) crackers would do for making a crumb crust for a quiche? 

Well, now that you mention it, I have used Cheez-Its, crushed up, as the topping for a sausage and onion casserole I make.

In that application, they work quite well.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #79 on: October 29, 2024, 06:47:39 AM »
Spray cheese is some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever tasted.

There is something completely and totally off in the flavor profile.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #80 on: October 29, 2024, 08:20:20 AM »
Spray cheese is some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever tasted.

There is something completely and totally off in the flavor profile.

I put it almost in the same camp as microwave popcorn in that regard.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #81 on: October 29, 2024, 09:27:52 AM »
Agreed, straight from the can works; no cracker necessary.  But IMHO it's better on a cracker.
That depends, are you wanting cheese or a cracker?  I am generally wanting a tastier cracker, not cheese.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #82 on: October 29, 2024, 10:06:58 AM »
Spray cheese is some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever tasted.

There is something completely and totally off in the flavor profile.

Disgusting and tasty are not mutually exclusive 😂
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #83 on: October 29, 2024, 10:11:16 AM »
It's disgusting because it's NOT tasty.

It's *expletive deleted*ing awful.
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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #84 on: October 29, 2024, 10:12:58 AM »
It's disgusting because it's NOT tasty.

It's *expletive deleted*ing awful.

Deliciously, deliciously awful.  =D

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Re: Not the usual self-checkout rant
« Reply #85 on: October 29, 2024, 10:23:55 AM »
Deliciously, deliciously awful.  =D

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