So the new/returning guys are old farts too? This place is turning into geriatric central.
Me and the other young guys here are getting really tired of listening to your ache and pain complaints, "walked ten miles in the snow barefoot" stories, "All we needed in my day was an M1 Garand and a .38 Special" rants, "They stopped making good cars in 1968" rants, "I like to use a check register" advice, "Who is Joe Rogan?" questions, "The Internet is a fad and what's a meme?" comments, and general "Get off my lawn" grumpiness.
It's all just too much for us young guys here to take. We need to create a "Geritol Buddies" subforum here for the old guys to shuffle off to with their "In my day" crap and leave the rest of the forum for us younger bros. You old guys are a real downer, man.