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Paris Hilton: looks AND brains!
« on: May 30, 2005, 09:25:28 AM »




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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 10:00:18 AM »
My wife watches her show occasionally. I've been subjected to it at those times usually for no more than 5 minutes before I want to puke.

Looks: She looks like a cheap whore. SKANK is a compliment.
Brains: None

And she treats the folks she's placed with, with condescendion so profane that even those who are normally condescending are disgusted.

For the life of me I cannot see what enough people see in her to keep her in the spotlight.

I guess GROSS is just in these days.
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 10:07:16 AM »
Glad to hear I'm not the only guy that thinks she's a skank.

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 10:08:04 AM »
I  second what Werewolf said, and add this....

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole and somebody else holdin' it.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2005, 10:11:47 AM »
Quote from: Werewolf
Looks: She looks like a cheap whore. SKANK is a compliment.
Brains: None

And she treats the folks she's placed with, with condescendion so profane that even those who are normally condescending are disgusted.

For the life of me I cannot see what enough people see in her to keep her in the spotlight.

I guess GROSS is just in these days.
*reads Werewolf's post*

I agree.  I agree.  I agree.  I agree.  I agree!!!!!

The thought that ANYONE finds Paris Hilton attractive or interesting completely baffles me.

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 10:17:09 AM »
Those aren't brains.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2005, 10:45:46 AM »
If I was ever looking for excuses to be a male chauvanist pig, she'd be near the top of the list.

Don't call her a slut, that degrades sluts like me. That right there is a creature whoring herself for "fame". A different animal entirely.

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 10:56:02 AM »
Skankalicious!  Pass the hepatitis, please.

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 12:08:49 PM »
MY EYES!!!  MY EYES!!!!  AAAAAAHHHH!!!

I think the guys who produce South Park hit the nail on the head when they refereed to Paris Hilton as a Stupid Spoiled Whore (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-372427/).
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 12:38:03 PM »
The whole internet, and people have no better porn to download than Paris.  That is what is wrong with this world.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 12:51:45 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 12:52:27 PM »
Proof that white trash trancends all income brackets.


Edit:  Oh yea, if it weren't for sluts like that guys like me wouldn't get any.  I had to con my wife into the whole thing with like promises and stuff.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 01:37:05 PM »
Werewolf, that's a BIG +1 !!!

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 04:37:32 PM »
ANd now her "mother" is getting into the act with a new show, "I want to be a Hilton".

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2005, 08:09:11 PM »
And the thing is, she's not THAT good looking IMO. There are WAY more women who I find to be WAY more appealing than her. I mean, sure she's got sexy looks, but considering that she's a whore there are a lot more women who I could be paying attention to.

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2005, 08:53:53 PM »
She has to be the most annoying self-appointed celebrity, er.. I mean whore, in this entire country!

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2005, 03:09:57 AM »
The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.

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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2005, 03:32:01 AM »
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seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
You ever see a train wreck?  Or maybe just a big automobile wreck?  It's impossible not to stare.

While we don't want to admit it, we have a bloodlust that must be satisfied somehow.  We used to watch people fight to death in the colosseum, but in this (debatably) more enlightened age, we settle for watching violent movies and relatively bloodless, but still violent sports.

There is a sexual component to this as well.  It is essentially the same principle, but it applies to something on the creation side.  We all have a great desire to have our sensibilities offended, particularly when it comes to sex.  This applies in varying degrees depending on a great number of factors, so different people will respond differently.  Some people laugh, some, like us, make snide remarks, and on the far end, some people will exclaim "Well I never!" and hit the floor.  It is worth noting that the other extreme is most decidedly aroused by this sort of offense.  Guess who's buying her infamous video.

Just so everybody knows, I'm not making any sort of value judgement about anything.  I'm the type to roll my eyes and switch the channel, but I do enjoy a good action flick when I find one.

Edited to add:  I really need to lay off the psychology books for a week or two.

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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2005, 03:56:16 AM »
Quote
The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
And absolutely no one has yet posted on what I find particularly funny about this image.  Sad
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2005, 04:03:36 AM »
Quote from: Justin
And absolutely no one has yet posted on what I find particularly funny about this image.  Sad
The 'your' instead of 'you're'? I noticed it immeadiately and I assume/hope others here did as well. Thought it was pretty self-explanatory.

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2005, 04:14:06 AM »
You're halfway there.
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2005, 04:17:57 AM »
Thats would be the other half Wink .

Werewolf hit the high points that I would mention as well Cheesy .

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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2005, 04:20:56 AM »
Those sunglasses are bigger than my chemical splash goggles from work. That's funny right there.
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2005, 05:30:19 AM »
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You're halfway there.
The lack of an apostrophe on "Thats"?

I noticed the "Your" immediately, but didn't notice the lack of an apostrophe until just now.

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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2005, 06:51:34 AM »
And no apostrophe...

edit: whoops didn't see page 2, beat me to it.