Author Topic: Paris Hilton: looks AND brains! (Read 8058 times)

spacemanspiff · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2005, 08:48:31 AM »

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The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.

no, just wondering why 'brains' and 'paris hilton' are used in the same context. kind of like when someone offers you free sex, you know its not free!

Ktulu · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2005, 09:05:59 AM »

I'd do her!

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2005, 09:52:22 AM »

My wife watches that show (or some show that she is/was on)-

You do need to give ole bimbo, er blondie, credit for one thing-

So far, and against all odds, she DOES remember to breathe. For someone as @#$%ing stupid as that, I think that this is an (unfortunate) accomplishment.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2005, 10:29:43 AM »

As someone who's never even heard her speak, is she really as stupid as people say or is it just backlash at her ability to stay in the spotlight without doing anything of substance?

Also, is the shirt her creation, or did she buy it off the rack (no pun intended) somewhere? Maybe the designer is an idiot...

Chris

Justin · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2005, 06:24:49 PM »

Hey Spiff, click here.

brimic · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2005, 06:43:00 PM »

She looks like the average skanks I see every time I go to walmart, except she's skinnier and has more clothes on. [smiley]puking[/smiley]

kayak bum · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2005, 12:29:24 AM »

C'mon. People needed a skinny alternative to Anna Nicole.....

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2005, 05:24:34 AM »

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I'd do her!

Thank whatever fictional diety one chooses to worship that I'm not the only one!! I love dirty nasty skanks. I just wish she'd do some more porn!

tyme · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2005, 06:20:23 AM »

A meager collection of Paris Hilton quotes
An interview with Paris Hilton

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Q: Have you had trouble with the paparazzi?

PARIS: They live outside my house. Ive cried before because Ive had to drive like 100 m.p.h., drive through red lights. Theyll go through anything. I think there should be a law in Los Angeles. You could go to a premier, but not at someones house.

Hah! As if it's a total mystery why they hang out outside your house.

another
and another
and another

spacemanspiff · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2005, 11:53:54 AM »

hmmmm, sarcasm, you say? i would hear more about this 'sarcasm' you speak of.

Ron · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2005, 12:56:33 PM »

I bet she's fun to party with. If she wasn't irritating to be around I'd hook up with her. I like the skinny ones as much as the ones with curves.

...has left the building. · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2005, 03:04:15 PM »

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I'd do her!

Don't go injecting honesty into this thread! Wink

Skank? Yes. Would I hit it? Sure why not.

Strings · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2005, 08:06:38 PM »

Sorry guys... I saw better looking crack whores on El Cajone Blvd in San Dog. And the REALLY scary thing? I'm somewhat distantly related (VERY distantly, thank the gods!)

Hunter Rose=Bill Hilton

Stickjockey · « **Reply #38 on:** June 02, 2005, 05:19:10 AM »

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I'd do her!

You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din!

XLMiguel · « **Reply #39 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:01:08 PM »

Paris hilton is more living proof that no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. She gets by because of morbid curiosity in how she parlays outrageous behavior into celebrity, I'm sure she's proud to be known as the #1 rich-bich partygirl sleazebag to us 'normal' proles. Clearly, we all should e jealous of her lifestyle, we'll never get into the clubs she frequents, right?

Obviously, daddy is buying her a career for his little halfwit bimbo slutmuffin daughter. What amazes me is how badly her parents have failed to produce a useful member of society and the fact that they're so willing to publicize it (same for Nicole Richie)

spacemanspiff · « **Reply #40 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:52:46 PM »

remember not that long ago when mtv did some show that followed the hilfiger daughter around?

those 'high society' bimbos were all talking how well they relate to everyone, and how they treat everyone the same, from the garbageman to the elite. then one of their boyfriends was faced with having to take a bus home he burst into tears. then he cheated on his gf and got caught.

watching shows like these only reinforces the fact that money does not better a person.

...has left the building. · « **Reply #41 on:** June 02, 2005, 05:36:20 PM »

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watching shows like these only reinforces the fact that money does not better a person.

Yeah but you can buy so much crap that you can be distracted from your idiocy for a lifetime!

Justin · « **Reply #42 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:51:00 PM »

Must be nice. :/

mhdishere · « **Reply #43 on:** June 03, 2005, 04:54:59 AM »

Personally I wouldn't want to get within 50 feet of her for fear I'd catch something they haven't even NAMED yet, let alone found a cure for. Skank doesn't begin to describe her, maybe we need to coin a new phrase for rich people with no class. How about "yacht trash"?

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 03, 2005, 02:15:37 PM »

Hey, I'd need a double-layer body condom, but...

grislyatoms · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2005, 09:40:35 AM »

Quote from: MaterDei

The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.

I looked at this thread due to the incongruity of the title. Much the same as I would look at a thread if someone posted a message with the title: " Check out my new .223 12 gauge BBQ grill"

DustinD · « **Reply #46 on:** June 07, 2005, 12:01:19 AM »

My favorite Paris Hilton quote was on he daily show. It went something like. "How can they charge people money for clothes? Isn't that like, something you need, sort of like, water."

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #47 on:** June 08, 2005, 02:43:03 PM »

I see the "your" and "you're" mistake in emails at work all the time. Drives me out of my mind.

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #48 on:** June 08, 2005, 02:44:49 PM »

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El Cajone Blvd in San Dog

hey that's my town, lay off.

Cesiumsponge · « **Reply #49 on:** June 08, 2005, 03:31:15 PM »

Brains?
"You're not", not "Your" *pet peeve*

I saw the show once and it made my brain explode. A pretty face is one thing, but when you are aware of their personality (or lack thereof), it just turns me off completely.

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Author Topic: Paris Hilton: looks AND brains! (Read 8058 times)

Ron

...has left the building.

Strings

XLMiguel

...has left the building.