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Scenario....
« on: June 21, 2007, 02:10:19 AM »
You're walking down the street, minding your own business, maybe daydreaming about the latest zombie apocalypse, turn a corner, and walk into this...
 
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Which way will the jury vote?
 
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 02:14:30 AM »
Gahhh!!! shocked Whoa... undecided Dude... cool
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 04:03:37 AM »
Bang.Bang.Bang.Bang.Bang.Bang.Bang.Bang.PING!
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 04:05:43 AM »
I worked late last night.  WEnt to bed about 3:30.  I am now WIDE awake!  I may not sleep again until next week.

South of the Mason-Dixon Line down to water, and west of the piedmont (excluding Cook County) to at least the Eastern Slope, most juries would invite you to the church BBQ.

Personally, I would have shot the creature.  Props to you for getting in close and beating it to death.  Those lumps you inflicted are impressive. grin

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 04:54:53 AM »
I've never understood people who self-mutilate.  That one defies all understanding.
What is he trying to accomplish?  Some of the things, like the lumps, look like they have been surgically implanted with some precision.  I don't see any scarring.  Are there doctors who will do that?
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 05:09:57 AM »
I've never understood people who self-mutilate.  That one defies all understanding.
What is he trying to accomplish?  Some of the things, like the lumps, look like they have been surgically implanted with some precision.  I don't see any scarring.  Are there doctors who will do that?
I read or saw something on tv about people wanting "horns."  The process was interesting, but sounded painful.  IIRC they plant a shaped piece of coral (or something) in your head and the theory is that it calcifies to your skull and the skin grows over it.

Then a quick google search turned up this.  Anyone think that could be the same guy?
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 05:10:32 AM »
Provided it is non-aggressive, I don't think it would be a clean shoot. Unless of course it was hunting season and you had the tags for whatever it is. What is it anyway?

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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 05:13:58 AM »
Kill it before it breeds.

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 05:52:49 AM »
Hum...

something tells me that I should probably wait and open this at home instead of work...
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 06:18:34 AM »
here his mate:

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Some people think that these freaks suffer the pain of their modifications for reasons of mental illness, self-hatred, traumatic past childhood experiences or just to seek attention. Certainly there is the shock value but most of them want to express a more profound meaning. In an era with fast changing technology, heavy influences of media, medical revolution and changing social values, body-modifiers say what they do is simply an evolution and an inevitable progression in ways of expressing themselves.

Ami, 33, is heavily pierced and tattooed. She works as a tattooist in Brighton. She has sixteen piercings - including flesh tunnels. But she is also one of the few people who has undertaken a further step into body modification. She has three transdermal implants on her forehead and applied horns on two of them. The implants are a disc under the skin with a connection through the skin which the horns can be attached to - almost like 'popper studs' on clothes.

For her it is a symbol of aesthetics and her chosen way of expressing herself. On the other hand, it reflects her interest into tribalism, Wicca and a spiritual way of going back to the primitive human consciousness as well as being close to nature.

You might wonder why this expresses closeness to nature. But the decoration of bodies dates far back to early African and American tribes, where it was an expression of social status and sexuality. Ami said, that she is half Indian but never met her father. She felt that she is now discovering a part of her life, which she didnt know - the culture of India.

The implants were made in Finland by Samppa, a well-known experienced piercer. Whilst the implants were done, she had a local anaesthetic and a professional doctor was assisting. The skin layer has been separated and the jewellery pushed through three holes made for each piece. The procedure took one and a half hour and would cost average £100 per implant.
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 11:02:38 AM »
Would be kinda fun to get some moose horns tho...
 
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 11:06:44 AM »
that creeps me out {{{shudder}}}  shocked 

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 12:45:09 PM »
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Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 01:13:34 PM »

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Would be kinda fun to get some moose horns tho...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 01:17:17 PM »
The break.com link takes me to a picture of a frozen car.
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007, 01:20:39 PM »
The break.com link takes me to a picture of a frozen car.

Hit the "previous picture" arrow
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007, 01:31:56 PM »
I've never understood people who self-mutilate.  That one defies all understanding.
What is he trying to accomplish?  Some of the things, like the lumps, look like they have been surgically implanted with some precision.  I don't see any scarring.  Are there doctors who will do that?
I've understood that some doctors will do it, but some who wants it take on a more hands-on approach, and do it to themselves. I've seen people who voluntarily amputated limbs and digits, using chisels, saws etc...

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007, 04:28:44 PM »
Shoot it! For God's sake, kill it now!

Man, people who do that are freaks

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2007, 04:38:43 PM »

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Would be kinda fun to get some moose horns tho...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2007, 05:38:06 PM »
Is that from MP & The Holy Grail? 
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2007, 08:06:09 PM »
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For her it is a symbol of aesthetics

I never realized "hideous" was an aesthetic.

If these people had only been introduced to shooting at a young age, they never would have had to resort to these lengths to entertain themselves.

Oh, and do a search for the woman who is "growing" a tail.
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 11:01:04 PM »
Saw that and the first thing I thought of, no joke, was Zorbo from Futurama.  undecided grin
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Re: Scenario....
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2007, 04:19:05 AM »
Did they watch this movie too many times as a child, I wonder?  shocked