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Death by consensual ... gun?
« on: August 02, 2007, 01:36:34 PM »
Too strange to even comment on...

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8/2/07
Louisiana Man Killed While Having Sex Involving Firearm

Louisiana Police are investigating the death of a Louisiana man who was apparently shot while having sex.   

Kimberly Grosset, 36, is now behind bars and charged with negligent homicide.

Louisiana authorities say Grosset and Robert White, 49, were engaging in consensual sexual activity with a firearm around midnight. The gun accidentally discharged, and White was killed.
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 03:14:48 PM »
Didn't KISS have a song, "Love Gun"?

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 04:14:30 PM »
Too strange to even comment on...

Not for this crowd.   smiley
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 04:33:59 PM »
Nothing like a sexual "hair trigger" to make a man feel sub-standard.

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 05:13:34 PM »
I'm willing to bet we DON'T want to know how this one worked out...

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 05:58:37 PM »
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  Didn't KISS have a song, "Love Gun"? 

dunno, but ZZ Top did. "gun love"

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »
Sex Pistols.


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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 07:58:59 PM »
Didn't KISS have a song, "Love Gun"?

Yep.  The lyrics are quite applicable.

"I really love you baby
I love what you've got
Lets get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You cant forget me baby
Don't try to lie
You'll never leave me, mama
So don't try
Ill be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
You'll sweat

No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun"
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 08:20:18 PM »
I believe something like that could happen, but it's more likely she wanted him gone for some reason.
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 11:22:49 PM »
Worked with a female who had that fetish, and the gun had to be loaded. She heard I was into guns and asked...well, I don't recall what I said to her to make her quit the job and leave town, but it was probably for the best.  angel
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2007, 05:06:56 AM »
Worked with a female who had that fetish, and the gun had to be loaded. She heard I was into guns and asked...well, I don't recall what I said to her to make her quit the job and leave town, but it was probably for the best.  angel

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 06:16:03 AM »
Well....never take it literally when someone tells you to stick your gun where the sun don't shine.....
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 07:07:55 AM »
I feel sorry for the CSI crew who had to clean up that one.

Though I'm sure they see worse, like shotgun suicides where someone makes themselves into a Jackson Pollock painting all over the room.

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 09:17:29 AM »
But the question is:

How much penetration was achieved, or would that depend on big and slow vs. small and fast?  undecided

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2007, 09:44:03 AM »
Hoplophilia run rampant? Jeez, I HAVE heard it all now.

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Louisiana authorities say Grosset and Robert White, 49, were engaging in consensual sexual activity with a firearm around midnight.


How did the gun give it's consent? rolleyes
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2007, 12:31:15 PM »
I almost hate to ask, but where did the bullet enter... or should I say make contact with the guy?
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2007, 12:42:34 PM »
I dunno why people can't just stick with normal stuff like ropes and whips  laugh
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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2007, 12:43:52 PM »
I almost hate to ask, but where did the bullet enter...

If I was a betting man I'd wager that entry had already been, er, "made", before the bullet ever exited the barrel.

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Re: Death by consensual ... gun?
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2007, 10:22:10 AM »
I almost hate to ask, but where did the bullet enter... or should I say make contact with the guy?

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