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Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« on: August 24, 2007, 04:17:18 PM »
From the amazing death predictor.

Balog: At age 36 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 04:22:40 PM »
At age 37 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Oh man, Sad
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 04:36:50 PM »
At age 100, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Excellent.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 04:41:01 PM »
You guys get all the cool deaths, I only get the drugged up fall out window death. Sad
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 04:46:23 PM »
At age 59 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 04:47:13 PM »
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At age 103 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

For years I have been telling my family that when I get old to put me in a LazyBoy on the railroad tracks at sunset to wait for the next westbound train.

Looks like they will finally listen to me!   grin  shocked  grin

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 04:49:29 PM »
Headless Thompson Gunner: At age 35 you will die lonely and alone.


 sad

That's creepily depressing, given that I'm sitting at home in front of the computer on a Friday night, alone and bored.

 sad sad
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 04:57:07 PM »
Nick: At age 56 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 05:33:34 PM »
dasmi: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


No good.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 05:35:04 PM »
I think I've got the best yet...

At age 57 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 05:43:10 PM »
"RocketMan: At age 70 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle."

They forgot the stapler.   grin

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 05:46:49 PM »
Ben: At age 75 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Considering my love of flight, an appropriate way to go.   laugh
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2007, 05:47:24 PM »
Warhorse: At age 102 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Fascinating! Can it get any better than this?

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 05:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Warhorse on August 24, 2007, 04:47:24 PM
Fascinating! Can it get any better than this?



No, but it most certainly can get WORSE!!!

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2007, 05:58:22 PM »
Thor, man, really, that's horrible.  I'm sorry.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2007, 06:18:15 PM »
Riley: At age 86 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2007, 07:03:24 PM »
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2007, 07:11:42 PM »
"Dick: At age 97 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you."

Who would have thought that someone could come up with an internet version of the old "Magic 8 ball?"
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2007, 07:19:44 PM »
Quote from: dasmi on August 24, 2007, 04:33:34 PM
dasmi: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


No good.

I thought that was just a normal Saturday night for ya there Das. grin
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2007, 08:38:29 PM »
At age 51 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2007, 03:33:34 AM »
Josh: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2007, 04:18:41 AM »
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Well, that's bleak.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2007, 04:27:45 AM »
"At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose."

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2007, 04:40:05 AM »
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2007, 04:58:59 AM »
client32: At age 78 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.



I'm sure it will be a conspiracy.
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