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Vile Nylons

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2007, 05:08:49 AM »
"At age 112 you will die lonely and alone".   This has got to be bogus ... no mention of dancing girls, whips, lubricants.  grin
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2007, 05:24:23 AM »
My ladyfriend tried it:

ladyfriend: At age 37 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.
I knew there was a reason I loved her so much.
Her second try was even better.

At age 53 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2007, 10:05:23 AM »
At age 47 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Sweet!  A valiant death for our glorious leaders.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 11:16:02 AM »
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At age 67 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Well, I suppose that means that I'll still be able to afford to buy gasoline thirteen years from now. Wink

Though I'd just as soon fall off my horse as wreck my pickup.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 11:32:03 AM »
Huck : At age 88 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Well, that fits well enough, but had the thing been really accurate it would have said words to the effect: 

You actually died three decades ago and have just not gotten the word yet.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 12:26:49 PM »
Jason: At age 68 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

I was hoping for a few more years, but I'll take it. I hope I mentally scar some little ones. :p
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 05:45:03 PM »
Rudy:At age 42 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Does this mean I'll be famous?  As a physics lecturer (my current career path could end there...)?  Cool.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 07:38:51 PM »
Ned: At age 62 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Awww...
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2007, 08:18:38 PM »
"At age 60 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle."

Dang, I was hoping for something a bit less painful...
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2007, 08:41:41 PM »
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mgdavis: At age 73 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Well, I do live in a mobile home. I could almost see that happening.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2007, 09:18:39 PM »
Antibubba: At age 85 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Why?  Does one of my girlfriends spot me at dinner with my mistress?
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2007, 11:44:47 AM »
Barbara: At age 85 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2007, 12:06:35 PM »
jamisjockey:
At age 82 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.


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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2007, 01:20:55 PM »
"At age 72 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose."
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2007, 02:26:51 PM »
Matt: At age 36 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Awesome. Never been there...
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2007, 05:56:46 PM »
Scott : At age 73 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Well I suppose 56 years before relapsing ain't too bad. On the other hand it appears I start drinking again like I never quit and it kills me.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2007, 08:03:53 PM »
crt: At age 62 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2007, 08:20:56 PM »
Quote from: quiet on August 26, 2007, 12:20:55 PM
"At age 72 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose."


Welcome to APS quiet! Sorry to hear of your impending doom.  grin
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2007, 09:27:14 AM »
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BROWNING: At age 82 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
I wonder what I'll do to get sent prison?
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2007, 09:44:07 AM »
Charby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2007, 09:54:00 AM »
Brian Williams: At age 85 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2007, 10:22:01 AM »
Quote from: charby on August 27, 2007, 08:44:07 AM
Charby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?

It says you will be fighting, but you will still be the victim of a misguided policy, in an illegal, immoral, unjust war in Mexico.  Unless a Dem. is in the White House. 
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2007, 10:35:41 AM »
Quote from: fistful on August 27, 2007, 09:22:01 AM
Quote from: charby on August 27, 2007, 08:44:07 AM
Charby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?

It says you will be fighting, but you will still be the victim of a misguided policy, in an illegal, immoral, unjust war in Mexico.  Unless a Dem. is in the White House. 

I'm thinking it means I'm going to die from Montezuma's revenge.

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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2007, 11:54:47 AM »
Bill Dutton: At age 70 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. 

...hmmm... I think I need to upgrade my home arsenal.
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Re: Interesting: I'm going to be eaten by suckerfish
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2007, 12:24:46 PM »
spontaneous combustion at 87. fitting as a die-hard tap fan.
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