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Proof that google is God?
« on: September 06, 2007, 11:00:04 AM »
Some people have too much time on their hands. rolleyes

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 11:08:21 AM »
You know, I want to be offended, but damn, I had to laugh.
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 11:11:04 AM »
Google is a few electrons in cyberspace.  Pull the plug and it disappears.  laugh
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 12:23:28 PM »
Quote from: RileyMc on September 06, 2007, 10:11:04 AM
Google is a few electrons in cyberspace.  Pull the plug and it disappears.  laugh


Blasphemy!
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 12:43:11 PM »
Humorous.  grin
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 04:53:30 PM »
Yeah sure, where are my jeep schematics on the web?

Google is the jack of all trades, master of none.  You want real answers, you always have to go beyond the fluff of google.  It is a good start, but that's it, a start.

A mile wide and and an inch deep comes to mind.

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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 05:33:11 PM »
Just for that, Google will disable your Jeep.  Just after it causes a mighty monsoon while your top is down. 

Wait a minute, Google can't do any of those things.  Hmmm.
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Re: Proof that google is God?
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Re: Proof that google is God?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 01:37:04 PM »
Quote from: BakerMikeRomeo on September 06, 2007, 04:49:51 PM
http://celobox.googlepages.com/god.html

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I cannot remember ever seeing anything funnier than that.  I have never laughed so hard or long in my life......I'm still freaking laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay nerd humor!
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