Read it again. I think you misunderstood it.
I think I understand it better than you do. The article wants you to think that if not for Liberals nobody would have edible food, or a worthwhile paycheck, or the ability to travel, or the means to hire a doctor, or whatever else. Besides being utterly stupid, this premise reeks of arrogance, the notion that
their stupid (I mean "loving and caring") policies are the sole reason anyone can get by in life. They can write all the article they want mocking those of us who can take care of ourselves, but the fact remains that
we really can take care of ourselves without needing the government to do it for us. Maybe
they couldn't get by without Big Brother, but the rest of us can and do.
It's stupid. And I think it illustrates the shortcomings of the average liberal. Only a liberal would think people are so pathetic that they can't actually get through the day without the government holding their hand.
A conservative would trust the average man not only to provide for himself, but to be the best and most able person in the world to provide for himself.
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I still don't think you get it.
Let's break this down a bit.
1) minimum water-quality standards.
Minimum water quality standards infringe on big corporations right to pollute your water. This is bad? Are you saying that it's perfectly okay for someone to poison your water with contaminants?
2) Medication safety.
This infringes on pharmaceutical companies to sell untested drugs on the market. Do you think it's ok for pharmaceutical companies to put a drug on the market, without being thorougly tested to see what the side effects are?
3) Employer provided medical insurance
Okay, so you want to go purchase your own medical insurance. I get that. As someone that's paid for their own medical insurance, and also had company provided insurance, I can say that the company provided insurance was always a better deal. On average, I've saved money when the company provided insurance, rather than me getting it myself. Economies of scale usually mean the company can negotiate a better price. Maybe I'm just lucky, but I doubt it.
Personally, I am for universal health care, but that'd start another huge argument, so let's not go there.
So basically, you're saying that health care provided by your employer, who can usually get it on a price break based on you buying it yourself is bad?
4) Food Safety.
This goes with drinking water safety. Are you saying that having minimum standards for food safety is a bad thing? Are you saying that meat packers should be allowed to sell contaminated meat? Are you saying that every consumer should invest in testing aprataus, and test their food themselves?
5) Product Labeling requirements.
Are you saying it's bad that a company should be required to list the ingredients in products they sell?
6) Clean air
Are you saying that clean air standards are a bad thing? China and Russia have no clean air standards. Pollution there kills people. Is that your idea of "freedom?", breathing air that can kill you?
7) Public Transportation.
Now we're getting into an area where I can at least see there being a reasonable argument, but I personally still don't buy it. Economically, in most cases, having a public transportation system in a large city is a good use of taxpayer money. Most dense cities with a decent public transit system enjoy its benefits, while it cuts down on pollution (see #6) as well as gridlock on city streets. In a dense city, streets can only go so far.
Now I'll admit that public transportation would be useless in Bumfart, Idaho, and that would be a waste of taxpayer money. Public transportation isn't for every city. For the sake of argument, let's assume they are talking about a city like New York.
Is public transportation in a very dense city a bad thing? Should we be putting more cars on the street there? If so, how would we support the increase in cars?
Federal Student Loans
Now, shockingly, here, I don't necessarily agree with this one!
But, I can see the societal benefit. Tax money goes to help someone get a better education. Better education means that someone increases their earning power. Increased earning power means more economic contribution (they buy more, helping the economy) as well as less dependance on the government (which most of you seem to be enspousing)
To me, this seems like a good investment in people. Is investing in people bad, especially then the government can make a bit of money off of it?
9) Car safety standards
Like any product safety standards, these are bad how? Do safety standards infringe on someone's liberty to produce a product that can kill people? Would you like to have highways full of Ford Pintos or Chineese Landwinds?
10) rural electrification.
How many people here live in rural areas? It's nice having electricity. Most people in cities paid for that. Should we force every farmer to purchase a generator and power their own farm? While generator companies might like that, air pollution in rural areas would skyrocket. Another societal investment.
11) Farm Loans
America has had a cheap-food policy for a majority of her existance. Part of making sure everyone can feed themselves, means helping the farmer. Farming is a volitile enterprise, and sometimes it makes sense to help.
Now at this point, I can at least understand the arguments against this. At least at this point, the arguments aren't nonsense. I can understand someone stating that the free market should take care of this. Personally, I disagree; with the free market comes consolidation, and as far as food is concerned, that can be dangerous. Having diversity as far as the food supply goes means some extra safety, and the benefit of that to me outweights any benefit of letting the free market completely take over.
12) Social Security / Pensions
Now we get to the meat of it. There are plenty of good arguments against social security, and plenty of good arguments for it. Most of the vitriol toward this essay seems aimed at this point, which I will concede at this point.
Now I've also seen some people argue that some of these are taken too far. Ok, valid criticism. That doesn't negate the value of the idea, does it?
Liberals are wrong about a few things. According to me, They are wrong on illegal immigration. The upper echelon that believes in gun control is wrong, for a few.
Conservatives (until recently) were all about fiscal responsibility, which is something liberals aren't known for.
Conservatives as a whole are on the right side of the gun issue, as well as dealing with crime and illegal immigration.
Now I'm guessing i'm just lost, because out of most of these, I see positives, not negatives.
Please help me see how these ideas are bad. And let's try and stay away from the slippery slope arguments, or these ideas taken to extremes. Even when they are (and i'll concede that at times they are) that doesn't make the core ideas wrong.