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Bin Laden Liquors Training
« on: October 26, 2007, 07:46:13 AM »
http://www.sizor.com/flash/binladen.htm

I am sure some of you have seen this.  49,000 first try, be prepared for the slurpee and the end where a full mag, and rapid fire are your friend.
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 07:54:19 AM »
That's fun, but is there a California version with a 10 rd mag limit?  I don't want to be in violation of my state's laws.  laugh
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 08:18:35 AM »
1) Why is the hostage naked?
2) Is that the proper caliber for Bin Laden?
3) What is the flavor of the slurpy?
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 08:48:46 AM »
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2) Is that the proper caliber for Bin Laden?

Something thermonuclear in the 100+ megaton range. 



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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 09:57:37 AM »
fun! police police
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 11:22:36 AM »
45,000 points later.....     grin cheesy
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 12:02:06 PM »
71,500 and the slurpy is cherry.

How come nobody told me to look for the magazine to reload?  I coulda gotten three more of him if my first reload was not spent looking for how to get bullets.

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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 12:43:06 PM »
Nice freuidian slip skidmark...
 cheesy
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 12:45:29 PM »
Like trapshooting, but easier...

71,000.  My guess is it's a 10mm.

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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 02:23:58 PM »
98,000 - woulda been more but those stupid hostages kept getting in the way.   angry
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 02:50:24 PM »
Any caliber would suit me...  grin
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 04:28:08 PM »
Quote from: CAnnoneer on October 26, 2007, 07:18:35 AM
1) Why is the hostage naked?
Why not? Shocked
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 04:29:59 PM »
Aw, that's been around since late 2001. We used to play it at work.

Is that the downloadable version?

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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 05:57:46 PM »
Quote from: CAnnoneer on October 26, 2007, 07:18:35 AM
1) Why is the hostage naked?

He's not naked, he's wearing a gag! grin
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 07:02:43 PM »
Why am I drinking a Slurpee in a Liquor Store Huh? rolleyes
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2007, 07:13:55 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on October 26, 2007, 11:43:06 AM
Nice freuidian slip skidmark...
 cheesy

and what makes you think it was a slip?

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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2007, 08:24:15 PM »
When Obama is completely covered by hostage, you lose 10% of the game. If you double-tap, you waste the hostage -1500, but hit Obama... Which doesn't hit you with a countdown, etc...
 
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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2007, 04:24:37 AM »
Kill em all and let God sort them out...  laugh
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« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2007, 04:26:34 AM »
Crap, I just killed nothing but hostages and it tallies up your negative score but then gives you a zero.  angry

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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2007, 09:25:01 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 26, 2007, 06:02:43 PM
Why am I drinking a Slurpee in a Liquor Store Huh? rolleyes

Alcohol and gunpowder don't mix?
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Re: Bin Laden Liquors Training
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2007, 09:38:46 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 26, 2007, 06:02:43 PM
Why am I drinking a Slurpee in a Liquor Store Huh? rolleyes

Because alcohol would impair your aim?   grin
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