Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
He knows if you've been sleeping,
he knows when you're on the can,
he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh, You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
you're better off Dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
~Traditional Xmas song
Xmas Story, Futurama