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Stick it in your eye!
« on: November 08, 2007, 08:00:00 PM »
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Living Dead Dolls pencil sharpener

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Fantastic! My list of fears just got longer. Decapitated doll heads secured their top spot a long time ago, but now I get to add pencils and pencil sharpeners to the list too.

Thanks, Living Dead Dolls Sadie Pencil Sharpener! I've always wanted to shove a dull pencil into an eye socket and not only have it come out sharpened, but also watch a scary head "vomit" the shavings.

The sharpener is sold out (awww!) now but usually sells for about $7

I thought you'd like this...
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 08:05:24 PM »
That is truly disgusting and sickening.   sad   But I'm quite sure Sindawe will buy one, if he hasn't already.   cheesy
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 08:13:56 PM »
KEWL!!!  Just the thing to go with the laughing skulls, Daleks and figurine of Kali-Ma I have on the desk at work.

Pity they are sold out...  sad
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 08:15:53 PM »
I am eerily prescient.   shocked
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 09:22:15 PM »
How vile!  Where can they be found?  I mean, so I can protest the degradation of our society, of course...
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2007, 12:32:10 AM »
Neat doll. However, I'm developing a real affinity for Kali.
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 04:06:03 AM »
They should make one where you put the pencil in the mouth and the shavings come out the butt.
I'd buy THAT for a dollar.
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 04:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Sindawe on November 08, 2007, 07:13:56 PM
KEWL!!!  Just the thing to go with the laughing skulls, Daleks and figurine of Kali-Ma I have on the desk at work.

Pity they are sold out...  sad

I suggest this tissue holder. It makes people laugh.

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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 05:26:47 AM »

MW, where can I find that tissue holder...

I think I worry people at work. After my first halloween there, I never removed the ceramic skull from my desk, but started using it as a pencil holder. Over time, I've added a "wild man" figurine, a stone gargoyle, and a movie poster of Serenity, in German...

I can see it on their faces..."He seemed so normal in the interviews....".

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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 06:06:14 AM »
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2007, 09:11:09 AM »
That's alright. In gradschool, my lunch cup was a grinning Halloween skull on a skeletal hand pedestal. Now, I pretend to be normal.
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2007, 12:46:00 PM »
Que es un "wild man figurine"?
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2007, 12:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 04:26:47 AM

MW, where can I find that tissue holder...

I think I worry people at work. After my first halloween there, I never removed the ceramic skull from my desk, but started using it as a pencil holder. Over time, I've added a "wild man" figurine, a stone gargoyle, and a movie poster of Serenity, in German...

I can see it on their faces..."He seemed so normal in the interviews....".

Mine's a lil more subtle, surprisingly enough.  Cold chisel, claw hammer, rubber mallet, cat o 5e tails (5 cat5e cables with velcro tie handle), etherkiller (regular power cable spliced into a cat5 patch cable), utility razor knife, box of latex gloves, body fluid disposal kit, infectous waste containment kit, etc.   

I love my boss' responce, "Put those sharp things in a drawer or something.  IT Director nearly lost a finger playing with one!  And remember to dump any biological material in specified containers so the EPA doesn't jump on us."   I get yelled at for coming in early too.  Sigh. 
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2007, 03:33:15 PM »
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2007, 05:09:36 PM »
Yeech - I used to work for a blazingly neurotypical fellow who'd sneak up behind me...
 
I don't react well to that.

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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2007, 10:30:50 AM »
>cat o 5e tails (5 cat5e cables with velcro tie handle),<

I had something similar when I did network cabling. Took about 4' of 100pr cable, tied a knot at the end, and another about 18" up. Wrapped the knots (and between) with electrical tape. Then separated the cable from the second knot to the end...

 Made a DANDY improvised defensive tool!
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2007, 05:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 02:33:15 PM
Fistful...

http://www.pacificspiritcatalogs.com/Wild_Man-320.htm



Is that an enormous phallus on that thing or another leg? I'll bet it makes your female co-workers smile.
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Re: Stick it in your eye!
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2007, 05:57:15 PM »
Enormous phallus.
However, when I purchased mine, I opted for the neutered version, since I have frequent public contact at my desk...
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