True Story:
My ex was a nurse, raising a boy by herself. Well even when married to his dad - the dad not 'teach' the boy " guy stuff".
The boy is hearing all this stuff at school about girls, it is time for the "talk".
Mom comes in and tosses the condoms onto the kitchen table, and said I'm going to use this bananna and show you. Then you are gonna do it". :oops:
He was not expecting "Mom" to know all this stuff...sure didn't jive with what the guys at school were discussing.
He gets a bit older, more talk with guys about 'girl; stuff at school, So while at the local small town Grocery store - "Well one of these days you are going to buy them, so go over there and buy a pack of condoms, I'll be outside". She said he hummed, hawwed, bought candy, pencils...and just wanted to get out of there....he put them under the seat of the car.
Now by this time I am his Stepdad. He is in the band, talk of a party with some 'loose girls" comes up. He never figured out how adults got wind of this stuff.
"Well honey, you best learn and practice some skills" . We were sitting on the couch, he sitting across from us. Steve, kiss me and undo my bra. I did and she had the knack to take off the bra from under her shirt.
The boy is beet red.
She then grabs a pillow, fastens the bra and said " undo it" . He fumbles around with both hands, he "finally' gets it undone. "Honey - by the time you get that bra off the girl is gonna be out of the mood" . Now he is really red faced, fumble fingers , and can't sit still.
She suggested he practice more before this "big party" and would be a really good idea to be able to undo a bra one handed.
He decided he really didn't want to go to this party with "loose girls". A combination of having to practice undoing a bra ( she really did have him practice) giving him money to buy condoms, and "oh honey you do realize you will most likely be naked around folks and they around you".
I can't recall if he used the condom money to pay for the rental movie we all watched or not. He may have put it toward some new drumsticks.
:mrgreen: