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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2007, 03:18:31 PM »
Just don't try to eat em...  shocked

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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2007, 04:33:07 PM »
Just don't try to eat em...  shocked

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Why not?
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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2007, 05:40:10 PM »
Just don't try to eat em...  shocked

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Why not?

Ollllld joke. Because they taste funny.

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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2007, 10:49:25 PM »
Remember, if your ever attacked by clowns ...go for the juggler!

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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2007, 01:11:29 AM »
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No older than the juggler joke...  grin
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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2007, 05:19:46 AM »
Ollllld joke


Soakers here, at your comedic service.  Willing to play on both sides of the joke, no matter how old.  "No guts, no glory" I always say.  The guy who made up the peanut joke never knew how it'd go over till he risked it all and tried.  Funniest joke in the world, never'd been if he didn't give it a shot.   Not afraid to fall flat in front of a crowd, not Soakers, no boy.  I've been called a comedy daredevil, yep that's me not afraid of risks, anything for a laugh.

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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2007, 06:21:20 AM »
Remember, if your ever attacked by clowns ...go for the juggler!

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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2007, 06:49:48 AM »
Question: If you punch a clown in the nose hard enough to make it swell up, how can you tell?.....  undecided
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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2007, 08:27:49 AM »
What caliber for Zombie clowns?  Hmmm...

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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2007, 08:39:47 PM »
What caliber for Zombie clowns?  Hmmm...

Now you done it.  Nice goin'.  We'll have to gum that one to death, too.
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Re: SCARY CLOWNS...Why were these made? Abandoned amusement park
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2007, 06:04:05 AM »
Well, the way I imagine it, if you use a shotgun you have a better chance at shattering their funny bone.  Making them just ordinary stupidly dressed zombies.