Author Topic: Just the thing for the season  (Read 1153 times)

Harold Tuttle

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Just the thing for the season
« on: December 03, 2007, 08:00:14 PM »
Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly
Document Type and Number:
United States Patent 6055910

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6055910.html
Abstract:
A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space.

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Re: Just the thing for the season
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 01:13:27 PM »
Just as long as the North Koreans don't get it....  shocked
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Re: Just the thing for the season
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 02:05:20 PM »
Just as long as the North Koreans don't get it....  shocked

YEAH!!  CAUSE THAT'S ALL THE EXCUSE BUSH NEEDS TO START ANOTHER USELESS WAR TO KILL OUR CHILDREN!  NO BLOOD FOR KIMCHI!   angry   angry   angry
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Re: Just the thing for the season
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 01:45:26 AM »
Just as long as the North Koreans don't get it....  shocked

YEAH!!  CAUSE THAT'S ALL THE EXCUSE BUSH NEEDS TO START ANOTHER USELESS WAR TO KILL OUR CHILDREN!  NO BLOOD FOR KIMCHI!   angry   angry   angry

Two words.......de--caf....  grin
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.