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Iain

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Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« on: December 04, 2007, 11:06:20 PM »
(disclaimer - don't read the huffington post, got linked to it from a blog)

This woman is some kind of genius, comedy that I just don't get, or she is some kind of all out genius at being stupid:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/04/sherri-shepherd-doesnt-g_n_75292.html

Nothing predates Christians (except those lions she was talking about)
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 01:55:22 AM »
I can see why she fits so well on that show now....   rolleyes
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 02:17:21 AM »
And I always figured it was the egg.
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 02:38:31 AM »
Iain?



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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 06:17:51 AM »
Who is Sherrie Shepard and why would I care?

Technically if you believe the Gospel of John, Christ created the earth so she would be correct  angel laugh
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 06:49:33 AM »
Whoa.  That was amazing.
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 07:29:34 AM »
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Whoa.  That was amazing.

You will never go wrong if you underestimate the intelligence of the common man/woman  sad

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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 08:11:07 AM »
wow.  that was painful....
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 09:12:01 AM »
Wow.  Maybe she should actually read the Bible.  The basic time line is not that difficult.
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 09:49:15 AM »
Maybe she doesn't know that Jesus had an alias. grin

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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 09:56:17 AM »
 shocked

Behold your Omniscient Masters in the Media!

Play this in your head the next time the morons in New York City or Hollywood render an opinion on . . . anything.
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 09:59:02 AM »
Yes, yes - because an evangelical Christian is dumber than a rock, that impugns the intelligence and reasoning of those darned Hollywood types. Because we know that there's so much overlap between evangelical Christianity and Hollywood.


Right?





Wait...
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 09:59:46 AM »
What's more troubling is that show has a large audience. Who are those people?  undecided
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 10:04:47 AM »
The morons in Hollywood put that rock on the air.
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 10:10:55 AM »
Quote from: RileyMc on December 05, 2007, 08:59:46 AM
What's more troubling is that show has a large audience. Who are those people?  undecided
Those people are typical america, as represented by hollywood.  Ignorant, yet opinionated.
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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2007, 12:45:08 PM »
"Sherri, Charlton Heston wants to have a word with you."   grin

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Re: Really? Jesus came first? Really?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 12:49:34 PM »
Maybe she is a gun lover and only knows of one meaning for AD too? shocked

So what came after BC (insert alias)?  Well of course it was AD. grin
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