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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2010, 10:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Racehorse on May 01, 2010, 04:37:42 PM
So all I have to do to avoid the draft is eat a lot of pizza and twinkies and play a lot of video games?

Awesome.

Sure. If you want to wind up working for 16 hours in a line assembly sweat shop.  >:D Then I'll just wait for you to thin down enough from all the manual labor to draft you. My plan is coming together nicely. *steeples fingers*
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2010, 10:58:24 PM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on May 01, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
Sure. If you want to wind up working for 16 hours in a line assembly sweat shop.  >:D Then I'll just wait for you to thin down enough from all the manual labor to draft you. My plan is coming together nicely. *steeples fingers*

You're supposed to end that with a Monty Burns-style "EHHHH-xcellent..."   =D
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2010, 12:17:46 AM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on May 01, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
Sure. If you want to wind up working for 16 hours in a line assembly sweat shop.  >:D Then I'll just wait for you to thin down enough from all the manual labor to draft you. My plan is coming together nicely. *steeples fingers*

But my condition is glandular! I require accommodation!
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2010, 01:43:51 PM »
I think the army just needs to adapt to the new condition.  They could, for example, armor up the lardos and use them as a mobile line of cover...
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2010, 02:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba on May 02, 2010, 01:43:51 PM
I think the army just needs to adapt to the new condition.  They could, for example, armor up the lardos and use them as a mobile line of cover...

Full body level IV armor. Can we call it Operation Meatshield?  :lol:
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2010, 02:46:26 PM »
Project Sweating Thunder  :laugh:
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2010, 05:05:49 PM »
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Re: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2010, 08:55:29 PM »
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