R.I.P. Scout26
So all I have to do to avoid the draft is eat a lot of pizza and twinkies and play a lot of video games?Awesome.
Sure. If you want to wind up working for 16 hours in a line assembly sweat shop. Then I'll just wait for you to thin down enough from all the manual labor to draft you. My plan is coming together nicely. *steeples fingers*
I think the army just needs to adapt to the new condition. They could, for example, armor up the lardos and use them as a mobile line of cover...
"The chances of finding out what's really going on are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. I'd far rather be happy than right any day.""And are you?""No, that's where it all falls apart I'm afraid. Pity, it sounds like quite a nice lifestyle otherwise."-Douglas Adams
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