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Jamisjockey
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February 17, 2007, 03:09:32 AM »
....ever have a banana in your lunch, only to find it bruised or smooshed come lunch time?
http://www.bananabunker.com/
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JD
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February 17, 2007, 03:21:13 AM »
The jokes almost write themselves
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glockfan.45
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February 17, 2007, 05:21:22 AM »
I think I may have seen those in erotica stores? I had no idea the adult entertainment industry was breaking into the lucrative "food preservation" market.
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February 17, 2007, 05:50:52 AM »
Ribbed whose's pleasure?
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El Tejon
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February 17, 2007, 07:07:34 AM »
It isn't catalogued in purple? They are missing something there.
This reminds me of that Monty Python skit where the guy is taking the cycling tour of Cornwall and falls off his bike and reports what foodstuffs of his were damaged.
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I do not smoke pot, wear Wookie suits, live in my mom's basement, collect unemployment checks or eat Cheetoes, therefore I am not a Ron Paul voter.
wmenorr67
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February 17, 2007, 07:40:55 AM »
What do you do if your banana is either rather large or bent?
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February 17, 2007, 09:46:56 AM »
How about large and bent?
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Jack
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grampster
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February 17, 2007, 10:31:41 AM »
You all are bent.
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BakerMikeRomeo
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February 17, 2007, 11:10:00 AM »
Someone's going to hell for this product.
And this conversation.
~GnSx
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mustanger98
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February 17, 2007, 12:42:43 PM »
Quote from: GunnySkox on February 17, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
Someone's going to hell for this product.
And this conversation.
~GnSx
Yeah, they went bananas in a hurry, didn't they?
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wmenorr67
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February 17, 2007, 01:09:05 PM »
I wonder if the produce could be used for protection during sporting events?
"Is that a banana in your pocket or just a bunker?"
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Bacon is the candy bar of meats!
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HankB
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February 18, 2007, 04:34:17 AM »
Oh, for crying out loud . . . sometimes a banana is
only
a banana . . .
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February 18, 2007, 08:47:41 AM »
"Because it's vitally important to Maintain your Plantain!"
I really oughta be in advertising.
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