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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #125 on: July 20, 2011, 12:25:25 PM »
We never find out what's in Wallace's briefcase.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #126 on: July 20, 2011, 12:35:13 PM »
He finds out he really doesn't have a brain cloud and they both walk into the volcano.  But they survive because they get blown back out to sea by the blast and end up floating away on one of his awesome waterproof travel trunks.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #127 on: July 20, 2011, 12:39:14 PM »
King Kong falls to his death.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #128 on: July 20, 2011, 12:46:08 PM »
Quote from: birdman on July 20, 2011, 12:24:45 PM
Good one! Had to think a second, the two weeks was rather embedded.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #129 on: July 20, 2011, 12:48:06 PM »
Everyone is Sparticus, everyone is crucified.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #130 on: July 20, 2011, 01:18:12 PM »
Everyone who is crucified is singing
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #131 on: July 20, 2011, 01:26:26 PM »
It was only a dream.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #132 on: July 20, 2011, 01:44:40 PM »
Mr. Glass is actually a super-villain.
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #133 on: July 20, 2011, 03:19:25 PM »
Doc Holliday dies, unshod.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #134 on: July 20, 2011, 03:37:37 PM »
Mr. Pink is the only one who makes it out alive.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #135 on: July 20, 2011, 03:41:08 PM »
He gets to stay in college and graduate, he gets the girl, and the baddie gets a big helping of Super Colon Blow.  Write that down.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #136 on: July 20, 2011, 03:42:40 PM »
Soylent Green is people!
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #137 on: July 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM »
Whatever happened to the monkey that got shot?
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #138 on: July 20, 2011, 03:44:29 PM »
He wakes up on a beach in Mexico, wondering how she got him into those swim trunks....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #139 on: July 20, 2011, 03:46:28 PM »
He wins the Master's with a putt-putt type shot, gets the girl AND his grandmother's house back.
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #140 on: July 20, 2011, 04:03:53 PM »
Reservoir Dogs in 30 Seconds with Bunnies:
http://www.angryalien.com/0406/reservoirbuns.asp
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #141 on: July 20, 2011, 04:09:52 PM »
He saves the castle, returns to his own time, but doesn't say the words right... again. Hail to the king, baby.
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #142 on: July 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM »
"There is no spoon"
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #143 on: July 20, 2011, 04:13:09 PM »
Shop smart, shop S-mart.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #144 on: July 20, 2011, 07:02:33 PM »
After knocking out the infected tooth with an ice skate, he find a wall section of a port-a-pottie, has barely enough rope to build a raft, makes it through the surf, gets picked up by a passing freighter after losing his best friend Wilson, but the girl he was engaged to married his dentist.  But he finds a new girlfriend when he delivers the one package he didn't open while on the island.


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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #145 on: July 20, 2011, 07:54:49 PM »
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Bill dies, she kills him.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #146 on: July 20, 2011, 08:01:38 PM »
Quote from: Bigjake on July 16, 2011, 10:07:15 PM
Namely,  don't.  

I should've known better than to click on the Harry Potter thread,  but dammit,  post a warning.  That's the first movie I've actually wanted to go see in theater in years.

I only glanced at the first post,  and assumed that character's demise,  but it'd be nice to be warned about said spoiler.

great!! now I know someone dies!!
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #147 on: July 20, 2011, 10:04:10 PM »
The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #148 on: July 20, 2011, 10:05:28 PM »
The nutcase private shoots the drill instructor in the chest in the head.  (No, that's not a typo.)
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #149 on: July 20, 2011, 10:07:06 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on July 20, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
and everyone in the theater cheered (Really, they did).

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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
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