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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Bigjake on July 16, 2011, 10:07:15 PM
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Namely, don't.
I should've known better than to click on the Harry Potter thread, but dammit, post a warning. That's the first movie I've actually wanted to go see in theater in years.
I only glanced at the first post, and assumed that character's demise, but it'd be nice to be warned about said spoiler.
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I only glanced at the first post, and assumed that character's demise...
They ALL die in the end.
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Sorry, since the book has been out for four years, it did not occur to me that this would be a spoiler.
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Sorry, since the book has been out for four years, it did not occur to me that this would be a spoiler.
Haven't gotten around to reading like the last three books.
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I don't see how we can just assume that people have seen a movie or read a book, just because it's been out for a month or a year. Or a hundred years.
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I don't see how we can just assume that people have seen a movie or read a book, just because it's been out for a month or a year. Or a hundred years.
Romeo dies at the end.
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Sorry, since the book has been out for four years, it did not occur to me that this would be a spoiler.
I've only read the first 3 books, haven't had time for the rest, and I've only watched the movies this past winter. Sorry for not keeping up with your standards for summer reading ;/
They ALL die in the end.
Good to know :P
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Romeo dies at the end.
No kidding ...................and Juliet? ? ? [popcorn] [popcorn]
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And then Roman Empire falls....
Bonus Spoiler: Hitler commits suicide when the Russians take Berlin.
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Heck, I thought we all knew Harry dies courtesy of Don't-Taze-Me-Bro and his sandwich board. =D
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Vader's Luke's father.
No, really.
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and Princess Leia is his sister !!!!
It's Twue !!!!
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I don't see how we can just assume that people have seen a movie or read a book, just because it's been out for a month or a year. Or a hundred years.
The Allies win World War II.
And Spock dies, but comes back in the next movie.
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The ship sinks.
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Herbie wins.
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The big blue Smurfs win.
Bond completes his mission and gets the girl.
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and Princess Leia is his sister !!!!
It's Twue !!!!
Makes thinks a bit "awkward" in the first two movies, don'tcha think?
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Superman is Clark Kent, Clark Kent is Superman.
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lmao :P
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I knew exactly how this thread was going to go right after reading the first post. You guys did not disappoint. :lol:
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I knew exactly how this thread was going to go right after reading the first post. You guys did not disappoint. :lol:
Yep, shoulda seen that coming.
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The castaways choose to stay on Gilligan's Island.....
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Jefferson died in the attack on the chateau. :'(
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They shot Old Yeller
(and don't get me started about "Rosebud")
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Bruce Willis is a ghost.
It was really Earth all along.
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The twilight movies are ghay. And not in the good way. Is that enough of a spoiler for anyone?
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Generic spoiler:
In every movie involving a terminally malfunctioning aircraft, the equation (p= n-1) will occur, where n=number of people on aircraft and p=parachutes.
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Generic spoiler:
In every movie involving a terminally malfunctioning aircraft, the equation (p= n-1) will occur, where n=number of people on aircraft and p=parachutes.
Not necessarily true. The amount of parachutes may differ - for example there may be only one parachute and X passengers.
Example (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fhj6mg25DM)
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Every romantic comedy ends with a frantic race to a mass transit terminal.
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The Coyote never gets the Roadrunner.....
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V'Ger is actually the Voyager 6 probe sent from earth many years prior.
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Judas and Metallica both sell out to the Man.
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the one turns out to be a dolt.
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Judas and Metallica both sell out to the Man.
Judas, I can almost understand.
But, Metallica chaps my *expletive deleted*ss, these days. I despise them and their music. Not because they have been wildly successful, but because of their thievin' & not creditin' ways, combined with their dumbassery WRT PTP.
I can't even listen to their early stuff, nowadays.
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The twilight movies are ghay. And not in the good way. Is that enough of a spoiler for anyone?
That's not a "spoiler," that's "judging a book by its cover."
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the one turns out to be a dolt.
Keanu Obama or Barack Reeves?
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:laugh: that was the joke. and there are at least 2 others, but i can't remember the movies they were in. :facepalm:
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The Man flies away after Undercover Brother destroys the secret lair....
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Nobody kills Prince Humperdink.
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Nobody kills Prince Humperdink.
That's not unusual....
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Smokey is still chasing The Bandit..... :cool:
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Rick puts Ilsa on the plane and the Frenchman becomes patriotic.
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Rick puts Ilsa on the plane and the Frenchman becomes patriotic.
Love that movie.
My college buddies had never seen it, so I rented it one night. They were mightily impressed, especially by the dialog. I think one of the few who understand good dialog is Joss Whedon, though his last effort lacked such good dialog.
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Sam is still in the CIA.
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
Gollum destroys the Ring of Power.
The violin's varnish contains blood from his dead wife.
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The violin's varnish contains blood from his dead wife.
Too obscure :P
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When the painting is destroyed, Dorian gets really old & dies....
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Too obscure :P
The Red Violin. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120802/)
Originally an HBO movie. Stars Samuel L Jackson.
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When Rita falls in love with him, he wakes up on 3 February.
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The Red Violin. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120802/)
Originally an HBO movie. Stars Samuel L Jackson.
I know which one it is (admit I had to had to look it up) just sayin' it's too obscure for this thread :P
When Rita falls in love with him, he wakes up on 3 February.
So how many years was he stuck in that loop?
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Oh, I figured you knew which movie it was. That was for everyone else's benefit. I'd figured I wasn't the only one here that had seem it though.
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They get everyone off the bus.
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He gets tortured to death, but Scotland wins its independence anyway.
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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
That's a particularly evil one to post. Well done. "And like that, poof! He's gone."
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The people of Bedford Falls are much worse off, without George Bailey.
Boo Radley is troubled, yet friendly and helpful.
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No, seriously, don't feed them after midnight.
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Jesus dies and is Resurrected.
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They find the castle where the Grail is kept, but the police arrest everyone.
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Everyone dies....but Eric Idle sings a great song....
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The old man wins, the pregnant girl survives, and Parker and Longbaugh are left for dead.
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The Ark of the Covenant is secretly moved to a government warehouse.
Godzilla is dissolved by the oxygen destroyer. (But he comes back for more movies.)
Both Rodans fall into a volcano.
The Germans lose the Battle of the Bulge.
The garrison at Roark's Drift stands off the Zulus.
The big shark is killed by an exploding tank of pressurized gas in its mouth when it's shot by an M1.
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Oh, *expletive deleted*it. there goes the neighborhood.
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He never said he didn't know how to use one.
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They have to cross the streams to save everyone from the giant marshmellow man.
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He shoots the punk and throws his badge away.
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Denzell gets killed by the bad guys after Ethan kicks his ass.
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He shoots the punk and throws his badge away.
He punches the same punk that Dirty Harry shot and rides away with the girl.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090859/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090859/)
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They're able to pay the back taxes to the Cook County Assessor's office, because they're on a mission from God.
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The demon is able to survive because he possesses a cat after Denzell poisons himself.
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He plays catch with his dead dad.
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The wierd engineer at the little TV station turns out to be an alien and returns to his home planet.
Brad
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The demon is able to survive because he possesses a cat after Denzell poisons himself.
Tiiiiimmmmeeeeee, is on my side.
Yes it is.
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They should have gotten out.
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The Indians win the penant.
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Michael is unable to escape a life of crime.
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Striker lands the plane safely.
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There's an airbag under the skylight, and it really was just a game.
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The Krell machine is destroyed when the reactors go critical . . .
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The Krell machine is destroyed when the reactors go critical . . .
The reactor does NOT go critical because Keanu played the right note... then said, "Whoa!"
Brad
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They end up getting extra credit on their history presentation and passing the class.
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Maverick overcomes his fears, splashes the MiG's, and gets the girl...
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He shoots the punk and throws his badge away.
My first thought was "High Noon".
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The demon is able to survive because he possesses a cat after Denzell poisons himself.
Did you forget? I was telling you about the time I -almost-died....see you around (cue Mick)
What a phenomenal movie!
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The immortals become mortal, and are slaughtered by the dudes in masks. Except the chick that hated him at the beginning. He marries her, they have a baby, and then they die.
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Quote from: HankB on Today at 05:49:59 AM
The Krell machine is destroyed when the reactors go critical . . .
The reactor does NOT go critical because Keanu played the right note... then said, "Whoa!"
Brad
Keanu had nothing to do with the Krell, and - fortunately! - wasn't even a gleam in his daddy's eye when that movie was made. ;)
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Aircraft commander Major T. J. "King" Kong goes to the bomb bay to attempt opening the damaged bay doors manually. He straddles a nuclear bomb hanging in the shackles, allowing him to reach and repair arcing wires overhead. When he finishes the repairs, the bomb bay doors snap open, the bomb releases and Kong rides it down to detonation, a'whoopin' and a'hollerin' like a rodeo cowboy and waving his Stetson.
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All he really cared about was his sled.
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He's a replicant, too.
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The Anglican minister regains his faith in God.
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Messala dies in the chariot race.
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They turn into the torpedo, and the other Russian sub torpedos itself. They hide the Russian Boomer in a river near where Jack learned to fish.
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Medinga takes the fourth crest of the western tribes, stabs the heretic priestess, and runs off with Jession to the waiting ships.
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Medinga takes the fourth crest of the western tribes, stabs the heretic priestess, and runs off with Jession to the waiting ships.
Ok, I did a search and I still have no idea what this is from.
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Toronaga has Anjin-San's ship burned.
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He's cured and goes on the way he started the film.
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He ends up blowing the hell outta the bridge.
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After he finds her, instead of killing her, he brings her home.
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He ends up lobotomized.
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It is his wife's head in the box.
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Kelly only has to split the gold with the original gang and the Germans.
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Kelly only has to split the gold with the original gang and the Germans.
Loved that movie.
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Ok, I did a search and I still have no idea what this is from.
Okay, fine. A little earlier into the ending. You'll get it.
Jession fires the last catapult filled with the temple cornerstone they'd been transporting, and it hits Warmaster Stavnus dead on, taking out an elephant too.
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Okay, fine. A little earlier into the ending. You'll get it.
Jession fires the last catapult filled with the temple cornerstone they'd been transporting, and it hits Warmaster Stavnus dead on, taking out an elephant too.
You're just screwing with me at this point aren't you?
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The reactor does NOT go critical because Keanu played the right note... then said, "Whoa!"
Brad
Keanu had nothing to do with the Krell, and - fortunately! - wasn't even a gleam in his daddy's eye when that movie was made. ;)
It's called sarcasm. They make movies with that, too.
Oh, and after all the cars crash or people get thrown in jail, the monkey driving the limo wins.
Brad
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You're just screwing with me at this point aren't you?
Yeah, I was just making up random stuff. :angel:
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Yeah, I was just making up random stuff. :angel:
Too bad, sounds like a hell of a flick :D
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Yeah, I was just making up random stuff. :angel:
Win.
Annie gets to stay with Daddie Warbucks.
The villain is actually a 'toon.
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It turns out, he was wearing a chunk of metal under the serape.
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She jumps from the chopper into the river, intent on hunting down the rest of the Russian sleeper agents....
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He gets to read minds, but he's also going to die.
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Bruce Willis' character is actually dead through the movie.
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The book is the only surviving Bible.
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The book is the only surviving Bible.
And it's in braile.
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And he's blind.
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And Mila Kunis is hawt :O
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And Mila Kunis is hawt :O
How is this a spoiler?
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And Data is the guy recreating all the books.....
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Simon Tam is the luckiest SOB in the whole 'verse.
Even if River is watching them.
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It turns out, he was wearing a chunk of metal under the serape.
It turns out, he was wearing a chunk of metal under the serape, and you can't keep a good scientist down.
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He cuts his own finger off.
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The barkeep shoots the old gunslinger, but the kid shoots the barkeep. The kid drops the gun and walks away....
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Dally commits suicide by cop after Johnny dies.
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It's actually an air-producing machine and he winds up staying more than two weeks.
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Jones is a dolphin.
Brad
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The barkeep shoots the old gunslinger, but the kid shoots the barkeep. The kid drops the gun and walks away....
The grouchy old cattleman gets killed by the rustlers, but the kids get their guns out of the wagon and recover the herd and take it to market on their own with the help of the cook.
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It's actually an air-producing machine and he winds up staying more than two weeks.
Good one! Had to think a second, the two weeks was rather embedded.
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We never find out what's in Wallace's briefcase.
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He finds out he really doesn't have a brain cloud and they both walk into the volcano. But they survive because they get blown back out to sea by the blast and end up floating away on one of his awesome waterproof travel trunks.
Brad
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King Kong falls to his death.
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Good one! Had to think a second, the two weeks was rather embedded.
Get yah ass to Mahs... Get yah ass to Mahs... Get yah ass to Mahs... Get yah ass to Mahs...
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Everyone is Sparticus, everyone is crucified.
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Everyone who is crucified is singing
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It was only a dream.
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Mr. Glass is actually a super-villain.
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Doc Holliday dies, unshod.
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Mr. Pink is the only one who makes it out alive.
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He gets to stay in college and graduate, he gets the girl, and the baddie gets a big helping of Super Colon Blow. Write that down.
Brad
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Soylent Green is people!
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Whatever happened to the monkey that got shot?
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He wakes up on a beach in Mexico, wondering how she got him into those swim trunks....
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He wins the Master's with a putt-putt type shot, gets the girl AND his grandmother's house back.
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Reservoir Dogs in 30 Seconds with Bunnies:
http://www.angryalien.com/0406/reservoirbuns.asp
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He saves the castle, returns to his own time, but doesn't say the words right... again. Hail to the king, baby.
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"There is no spoon"
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Shop smart, shop S-mart.
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After knocking out the infected tooth with an ice skate, he find a wall section of a port-a-pottie, has barely enough rope to build a raft, makes it through the surf, gets picked up by a passing freighter after losing his best friend Wilson, but the girl he was engaged to married his dentist. But he finds a new girlfriend when he delivers the one package he didn't open while on the island.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvX7ovvf-LI
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Bill dies, she kills him.
it was all a dream, but really, there's no place like home.
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Namely, don't.
I should've known better than to click on the Harry Potter thread, but dammit, post a warning. That's the first movie I've actually wanted to go see in theater in years.
I only glanced at the first post, and assumed that character's demise, but it'd be nice to be warned about said spoiler.
great!! now I know someone dies!!
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The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
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The nutcase private shoots the drill instructor in the chest in the head. (No, that's not a typo.)
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The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
and everyone in the theater cheered (Really, they did).
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There he sits, in his new alien form, crafting small trinkets for his wife, while he awaits the "prawns" return three years hence.
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He starts to choke, stands up, turns around and falls backward onto the lunch counter. As the embryonic alien creature tears out of his chest, he cries,"Oh no, not again!"
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Whammy Burger stopped serving breakfast 3 minutes ago.
Things just get better from there.....
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"Klaatu barada nikto" is the secret command the stops the giant robot from killing the woman.
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"Klaatu barada nikto" is the secret command the stops the giant robot from killing the woman.
It's the secret command for a lot of things, but does not work when River is in asskicking mode....
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He kills the British major responsible for his sons' deaths and so much of his heartache....
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They used rule 303.....
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He starts to choke, stands up, turns around and falls backward onto the lunch counter. As the embryonic alien creature tears out of his chest, he cries,"Oh no, not again!"
Check, please!
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After a long acid trip, he grows old in a luxuriously furnished mansion in space.
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Nathan Fillion's Private Ryan was not the Private Ryan they were looking for.
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Bond manages to escape from Goldfinger's laser table, thereby saving the family jewels for future use.
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The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
and everyone in the theater cheered (Really, they did).
Cheers broke out in the theater when the blue ray from the alien spacecraft destroyed the White House, too . . . this was during the Clinton Administration. =D (BTW, the aliens were defeated by the one-two punch of an alien virus uploaded from an Apple laptop and a nuke delivered to the control room of the mother ship by an extra alien fighter ship we'd recovered & studied at Area 51.)
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Nathan Fillion's Private Ryan was not the Private Ryan they were looking for.
The "All my brothers are dead?" guy was Nathan Fillion? LOL Now I need to rewatch that.
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The "All my brothers are dead?" guy was Nathan Fillion? LOL Now I need to rewatch that.
Well, I'll be dipped in apple butter.
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I like spoilers. If a movie has a crappy ending I won't waste money on going to the theater to see it.
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I like spoilers. If a movie has a crappy ending I won't waste money on going to the theater to see it.
Speaking of crappy endings: Vader gets turned to the dark side, gets rocked by Obi-wan, Yoda fails to kill the emperor and Jar-Jar doesn't get killed. Oh, and Natalie Portman dies.
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Speaking of crappy endings: Vader gets turned to the dark side, gets rocked by Obi-wan, Yoda fails to kill the emperor and Jar-Jar doesn't get killed. Oh, and Natalie Portman dies.
Now you tell me =D. I got all but the last two from the two good movies. I went to the theater for the 1st prequel. I rented the rest. If another movie is done I'll wait for it to come on tv. I would have gone to the theater for the last one if I Jar-Jar had been killed.
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Jar jar should be killer, if you notice, he is personally responsible for creating the empire. First, he calls for the vote of no confidence, then the vote for emergency powers...bastard is, other than the freakin emperor, the one most directly responsible.
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You guys didn't know/catch that James Fredrick Ryan of Minnesota was Nathan Fillion?
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Sean and Will have a big fistfight and become great buddies. Mary Kate doesn't get spanked (in this movie).
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Tyler Durden is "Jack's" alter ego.