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bedlamite

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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2013, 02:29:03 PM »
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2013, 07:04:05 PM »
Let's not be forgetting the perfectly southern measurement of "A coon's age".


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« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2013, 07:46:07 PM »
Time is an illusion.  Lunchtime doubly so.

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« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2013, 07:50:03 PM »
I can't belive I wasted five minutes reading this stupid thread and replying to it.

Five minutes of time I can't get back!!
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« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2013, 07:54:36 PM »
Oh!   Got a time one....



Mike.Mike.Mike.Mike.Mike.  What day is it Mike?

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« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2013, 08:16:10 PM »
I can't belive I wasted five minutes reading this stupid thread and replying to it.

Five minutes of time I can't get back!!

Yet if you keep reading this thread, at some point you'll intersect with one of the temporal anomalies we're creating here, and you'll get back your five minutes, plus 0.032547600034 years (give or take).
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2013, 08:18:26 PM »
Yet if you keep reading this thread, at some point you'll intersect with one of the temporal anomalies we're creating here, and you'll get back your five minutes, plus 0.032547600034 years (give or take).

Great. By the time that happens, I'll be to old to enjoy it.
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« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2013, 08:21:42 PM »
Great. By the time that happens, I'll be to old to enjoy it.

No worries, we'll set you up with a wormhole to one of the alternate Earths where they discovered anti-agapics and return your youth to you.
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« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2013, 08:26:27 PM »
Time is a temporal illusion that keeps us from perceiving eternity.
For the invisible things of him since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being perceived through the things that are made, even his everlasting power and divinity, that they may be without excuse. Because knowing God, they didn’t glorify him as God, and didn’t give thanks, but became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.

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« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2013, 09:06:52 PM »
What about the Rods of Ra?

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Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2013, 09:07:05 PM »
You are all so stuck on Chronos that you completely ignore the Khyros.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.